A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,

It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,

Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,

Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,

A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,

A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,

A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-

We must never forget.......
Good old farts like you!

 

BAHAHAHA Rob...what a character...It's his 7am wake up calls that make him priceless

 

Oh, guys? You shouldn't have! Luckily out of respect of the forum, I will not employ my usual colorful speech in reply. HOWEVER, it's gonna suck being you on Monday, and both you fairies know what I mean! Good ole Chris is a poet and didn't know it and , well , Trent, I thought you liked my wake-up calls.

Bone up for witty conversation on Monday ( means get ready this time Trent, not roll over for your roommate! )

SMOKEM

 

BWAHAHA I'll have to make sure I'm in there.

 

Rob, do me a favor and wake me up too. I want to see this

 

yeah.. this should be interesting

 

o boy....

 

here we go again..... i hate this waking up stuff to other men. (I NEVER DONE IT.) and dont want to either.

 

You mean , ANYMORE, don't you? Aren't you in the military ? Talk about waking up with, showering with, sh!tting with, you name it with, other men........????


SMOKEM

 

Thats what your roommate said when he met you.