Well guys this is my second season.......last year I was making like $500 a week.......Im going to staples right now to get 1000 more fliers......Im really shooting for 1500 bucks a week this summer........

 

hell yeah bro, good luck!

 

what do you do for people's lawns?

 

and do you get to bang any of the single women with huge houses?

 

OR the married ones, if they're hot?

 

well, a friend of mine used to have a lawn service in the 80s, and he told stories of getting crazy sex from 'desperate housewives'...

 

damn, i should get into the lawn business.

 

$1500 a week sounds good. Good luck.

 

I gotta get my dad to get a riding lawnmower so i get into lawb buisness. Our old lawnmower broke so we gotta get a new one, hopefully we get a riding.

 

Well pat, no I havent gotten anything like that yet, BUT ya never know. This season I am hoping to get lots of work. If I do, I will buy a trailor and some more machines. Basically Ill have guys doing the mowing and trimming, while I walk around with my back-pack leafblower and take it easy. Hell, If I get enough business, I will just drop em off and pick em up..........or possibly get an in dash TV in my truck too, with a video game system lol. All I know is that uve gotta start somewhere.....and I live in the garden state, so cutting lawns is always a good business. I am handing out about 1500 fliers in total...........So If I get 10% of em to call back (Which is really high and not likely) That would be 100 customers. The cheapest lawn is 25$ and the most is 45$.....so average about 32$ per house......thats freaking 3200 a week. Id end up paying like 1500$ or so to workers....so that would be 1700$ of profit, and I dont even have to cut a lawn. Well see.



oh by the way..............everyone pays CASH. Just dont tell uncle sam on me.