Pure pwnage
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Pure pwnage
I frequent a site thats pretty cool and get my daily garbage fill from. There is this little section called "weeklies" and you get to read user comments and emails.
There is one for Monday called "Monday's annoyance" Ok, so this little **** told us what he was annoyed about:
Hmmm... maybe we get a good hint at his age/mateurity. And my reply which should be posted in a week or two for the whole world to see"
"Danger Blake" http://oddtodd.com/annoy32.html
The next time you complain about the military, I will be happy to fly your happy *** over to Iraq to meet REAL war heroes. They will spank you sideways and silly and not send you back to highschool shooting BB guns, they will send you back to the whom to where you picked your nose for 9 months. They would so 'out-hardcore' you they will make Chuck Norris look like a dancing sissy in a pink tu-tu.
The last thing our guys need are dweebs like you basically saying they are too incompetent to fight a war unless they have their guns which shoot real bullets. So from what I have gathered you are basically saying that people in the armed services are dumb as rocks but they have a gun they can point at people. I just had a great idea! Scrape up $5, go to your video store and rent "Tears Of The Sun" Then you will see how REAL military people of our day handle things like the African Conflict and aren't just equipped with guns... and I forgot to add... most of the movie is on a hill (*gasp!*).
So, you want to fly huh? Let me get this straight... "Another thing, I just want to join the military to fly, not to
kill. And the whole "no sales tax" thing". That is one of the dumbest statements I have ever heard! Let me dumb this down for you. Its like saying you want to buy a gun and have no intention to use but you will give to somebody else to shoot it. PUH-LEEZE!!!!!!!!!! You do realise you would be contribtuing to killing people right? However, there is a great alternative called the Aviation Industry. You can join them and fly all you want and spend all day while squawking "Thank you for choosing Com Air-Delta!" and getting paid decently to do it. At least you will be hitting birds instead of missiles.
I'm done with the ownage... I could go on all day. If you are going to play with the big dogs on an adult sight like this, please spare us of you idiotic, biased, military opinions and or ill support.
Btw, be assured that I wont be the only one replying to the dumb dumb statement you have made... I guarantee you've opened up an uber big can of worms.
Grow up kid, the real world is not a playground with BB guns. <---- That is a good piece of advice... I would advise you take it too.
There is one for Monday called "Monday's annoyance" Ok, so this little **** told us what he was annoyed about:
What really annoys me is when people seem to think that the American
military is somehow invincible. After Desert Storm, when we lost well under
100 people and killed thousands of enemies, our military seemed like it was
perfect. Well, guess what? Our weapons simply fought best in that open
desert. As soon as we get into hilly or urban terrain, the odds are evened.
A really specific annoyance, but I'm a military guy, and things like these
annoy me (don't support the war in Iraq, though, my political agenda is
different. Another thing, I just want to join the military to fly, not to
kill. And the whole "no sales tax" thing).
Also, what annoys me is how the JROTC program has become all wussified.
They don't even call it a military class (even though it's called ARMY
junior reserve OFFICER TRAINING CORPS). Seriously, we have about 4 or 5
obese girls in this program who don't try whatsoever to improve their
health, yet they aren't admonished at all. I had to go after school to the
Marine Corps recruiting center to get my physical fitness standards up.
About the only military things we have are summer camp and the rifle team
(but we only use *gag* pellet rifles).
Lastly, I hate people who don't use turn signals! Please, it's not
that hard.
Thanks a lot, Todd, you're my hero! And if I end up flying helicopters
for the Army, I'm so naming my aircraft "Elf-Up!"
-"Danger" Blake
military is somehow invincible. After Desert Storm, when we lost well under
100 people and killed thousands of enemies, our military seemed like it was
perfect. Well, guess what? Our weapons simply fought best in that open
desert. As soon as we get into hilly or urban terrain, the odds are evened.
A really specific annoyance, but I'm a military guy, and things like these
annoy me (don't support the war in Iraq, though, my political agenda is
different. Another thing, I just want to join the military to fly, not to
kill. And the whole "no sales tax" thing).
Also, what annoys me is how the JROTC program has become all wussified.
They don't even call it a military class (even though it's called ARMY
junior reserve OFFICER TRAINING CORPS). Seriously, we have about 4 or 5
obese girls in this program who don't try whatsoever to improve their
health, yet they aren't admonished at all. I had to go after school to the
Marine Corps recruiting center to get my physical fitness standards up.
About the only military things we have are summer camp and the rifle team
(but we only use *gag* pellet rifles).
Lastly, I hate people who don't use turn signals! Please, it's not
that hard.
Thanks a lot, Todd, you're my hero! And if I end up flying helicopters
for the Army, I'm so naming my aircraft "Elf-Up!"
-"Danger" Blake
"Danger Blake" http://oddtodd.com/annoy32.html
The next time you complain about the military, I will be happy to fly your happy *** over to Iraq to meet REAL war heroes. They will spank you sideways and silly and not send you back to highschool shooting BB guns, they will send you back to the whom to where you picked your nose for 9 months. They would so 'out-hardcore' you they will make Chuck Norris look like a dancing sissy in a pink tu-tu.
The last thing our guys need are dweebs like you basically saying they are too incompetent to fight a war unless they have their guns which shoot real bullets. So from what I have gathered you are basically saying that people in the armed services are dumb as rocks but they have a gun they can point at people. I just had a great idea! Scrape up $5, go to your video store and rent "Tears Of The Sun" Then you will see how REAL military people of our day handle things like the African Conflict and aren't just equipped with guns... and I forgot to add... most of the movie is on a hill (*gasp!*).
So, you want to fly huh? Let me get this straight... "Another thing, I just want to join the military to fly, not to
kill. And the whole "no sales tax" thing". That is one of the dumbest statements I have ever heard! Let me dumb this down for you. Its like saying you want to buy a gun and have no intention to use but you will give to somebody else to shoot it. PUH-LEEZE!!!!!!!!!! You do realise you would be contribtuing to killing people right? However, there is a great alternative called the Aviation Industry. You can join them and fly all you want and spend all day while squawking "Thank you for choosing Com Air-Delta!" and getting paid decently to do it. At least you will be hitting birds instead of missiles.
I'm done with the ownage... I could go on all day. If you are going to play with the big dogs on an adult sight like this, please spare us of you idiotic, biased, military opinions and or ill support.
Btw, be assured that I wont be the only one replying to the dumb dumb statement you have made... I guarantee you've opened up an uber big can of worms.
Grow up kid, the real world is not a playground with BB guns. <---- That is a good piece of advice... I would advise you take it too.
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RE: Pure pwnage
Welll to late you pay taxes which pays them to kill so one way in another you responsible for it.For 2 years I helped our aircraft carrier to seek and destory enemy targets.That is the job of the military to defend our country.At all cost.Thats what I want to tell him.Hey remmy I dont think I would like it to much it would get me all worked up in a frenzy.
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