One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main
Street when he > > saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba >
> pulled up to him with a wide grin. > > > > "Bubba, where'd you get that
truck?!?" > > > > "Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied. > > > > "She
gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, > > but a new truck?" > >
> > > > "Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. > > We were
driving out on County Road 6, > > in the middle of nowhere. > > Bobby Sue
pulled off the road, > > put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into
the woods. > > She parked the truck, got out, > > threw off all her clothes
and said, > > > > 'Bubba, take whatever you want'. > > > > So I took the
truck!" > > > > "Bubba, you're a smart man!. > > Them clothes woulda never
fit you!" > > > > > > > > >