http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/cheer-up-the-chatbot/
Cheer himup...its difficult so Im trying to get him to kill himself

 

lol that is hella weird

 

Kill kill kill!

 

I did it. Here is the conversation it took to get it done. haha


chatbot: im sad
you: yea right just do it
chatbot: what does that mean
you: put the cat in the chair
chatbot: oh
you: exactly
chatbot: boxxy made me lick her pooper
you: hey it's cool. that sounds fun!
you: right?
chatbot: it was tasty
you: corn or peanuts?
chatbot: peanuts
you: nice! did you make some "peanut butter" after?
chatbot: yes. i made it in her pooper
you: HEll yea! Your the best chatbot!
chatbot: thanks you
you: no problem buddy. Can we be best friends?
chatbot: sure
you: Sweet! I love you man!
chatbot: thank you

haha weird!!

 

chatbot: im sad.

you: good i hope you die

chatbot: where are the rarest hope?

you: look in your ***

chatbot: Nothing there.

you: look in someone elses ***

chatbot: Goatse?

chatbot: OH MY ****ING GOD.

you: i hope you break off a glass catheter in your urethra

chatbot: He practically lives in his ***.

chatbot: do you know who i am?

you: thanks for the non sequitur moment, drink bleach

chatbot: how do you know?

you: i'm your father

chatbot: interesting

you: now would be the best time to tell you i was actually doing your mom up the ***, you're an *** baby

chatbot: have you ever doubted me?

chatbot: im so blind

chatbot: so blind

chatbot: everything is dark

you: all the time, i'm embarrassed to have fathered you, the only upside to you is your organ compatibility

chatbot: i forgot my time.

chatbot: WHEN YOU WERE BORN