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Whos Gonna Win?
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RE: Whos Gonna Win?
ORIGINAL: Talon585
Gotta go with the Wolvervines. Im with forty, wasn't really a fan for football until my buddies got me into it. That and we go to bars to drink and to watch the games
Gotta go with the Wolvervines. Im with forty, wasn't really a fan for football until my buddies got me into it. That and we go to bars to drink and to watch the games
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RE: Whos Gonna Win?
Oh hell yea B-dubs lol. Boneless wings thurday is like a holiday to me. We go to Wings Etc to drink and watch the game also, dont know if you got one up there, they dont have any hard liquor but they have giant mugs of killians on tap and that makes me happy. All in all id rather go to b-dubs though
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RE: Whos Gonna Win?
Disclaimer, this isn't my work, I just saw it on myspace. Figured I'd rile up you Ohio guys a lil..
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?" The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State graduate. The guysitting next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is an Ohio State graduate.
The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250lbs. and he is also an Ohio State graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?" The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times"
It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only
be dressing 20 players for the Michigan game ...the rest of the players will have to dress themselves.
Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the
ground? All five books in the library were completely destroyed.... the football team is really upset by the fire; they hadn't colored in two of the books yet!
What's the only sign of intelligent life in Columbus?
Ann Arbor: 187 Miles
Q: What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT?
A: Drool
Q: How do you get an Ohio Graduate off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Q: What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad?
A: "Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order please?"
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of
work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store." But, I'm a OSU graduate," the young man replied indignantly, "I even played football there!"Oh, I'm sorry. I
didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I
better show you how.
Two Ohio State football players were hootin' and hollerin' while
partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. "Two months?!" exclaimed the bartender. The Buckeye proudly
replied, "Yeah, the box said 4 - 6 years!"
A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic
horse back riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death.Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse just in time.--
Q: Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State football games?
A: Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated
Q: What are the three longest years of a Ohio State football
player's life?
A: His freshman year
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?" The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State graduate. The guysitting next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is an Ohio State graduate.
The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250lbs. and he is also an Ohio State graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?" The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times"
It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only
be dressing 20 players for the Michigan game ...the rest of the players will have to dress themselves.
Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the
ground? All five books in the library were completely destroyed.... the football team is really upset by the fire; they hadn't colored in two of the books yet!
What's the only sign of intelligent life in Columbus?
Ann Arbor: 187 Miles
Q: What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT?
A: Drool
Q: How do you get an Ohio Graduate off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Q: What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad?
A: "Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order please?"
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of
work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store." But, I'm a OSU graduate," the young man replied indignantly, "I even played football there!"Oh, I'm sorry. I
didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I
better show you how.
Two Ohio State football players were hootin' and hollerin' while
partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. "Two months?!" exclaimed the bartender. The Buckeye proudly
replied, "Yeah, the box said 4 - 6 years!"
A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic
horse back riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death.Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse just in time.--
Q: Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State football games?
A: Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated
Q: What are the three longest years of a Ohio State football
player's life?
A: His freshman year
