Why men dont write advice columns...
#1
12-03-2007, 02:55 PM
Why men dont write advice columns...
I got this from my dad today....pretty funny I think.
Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile
down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.
I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe
my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love
to her.
I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I
confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard
a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious.
He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When
she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was
attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of
them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an
affair for the past six months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months
ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I
love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become
increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Usk
Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety
of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the
fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes
onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it
could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to
the carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps.
Walter
Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile
down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.
I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe
my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love
to her.
I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I
confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard
a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious.
He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When
she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was
attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of
them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an
affair for the past six months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months
ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I
love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become
increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Usk
Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety
of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the
fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes
onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it
could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to
the carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps.
Walter
#2
12-03-2007, 02:59 PM
RE: Why men dont write advice columns...
El
Oh
El.
This actually got me to laugh... some things happened yesterday and I've been feeling pretty depressed since then, but this definitely helped.
Oh
El.
This actually got me to laugh... some things happened yesterday and I've been feeling pretty depressed since then, but this definitely helped.
#6
12-03-2007, 03:39 PM
RE: Why men dont write advice columns...
She may also want to check her spark plugs and wires, they can also cause the car to stall suddenly. (Funny story, see she came and offered me some cookies and fell on my *****, I was attempting to get her off.)
