WORST PICK-UP LINES!!
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WORST PICK-UP LINES!!
Alrigfht everyone. I would just like to know the absolute worst pick-up line you have either used, heard, or heard used. I will start off with the worst one i have ever heard.
I was at work tonite and i was talking to this chick. anywho i turned around to do something and a guy walked up and "threw a line her way." He said, and a korny, 'el rico suave' voice. "Hey baby, I put the STD in stud, and now all i need to be complete is U." I was OMFG. did this mother ****er just say this. i turned around and he was ****ing serious. I thought he was just kidding but this boy was serious as hell. she told him, "you're right you do have STD's" i just started laughing and he walked away. she started laughing also. and we kept talking and i got her number. lol.
I was at work tonite and i was talking to this chick. anywho i turned around to do something and a guy walked up and "threw a line her way." He said, and a korny, 'el rico suave' voice. "Hey baby, I put the STD in stud, and now all i need to be complete is U." I was OMFG. did this mother ****er just say this. i turned around and he was ****ing serious. I thought he was just kidding but this boy was serious as hell. she told him, "you're right you do have STD's" i just started laughing and he walked away. she started laughing also. and we kept talking and i got her number. lol.
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RE: WORST PICK-UP LINES!!
dont really know if this is a pickup line but ,
walk up to a girl and ask her if she wants to dance, if she says no then say "No I said you look fat in those pants"
damn my dad was mean in highschool
walk up to a girl and ask her if she wants to dance, if she says no then say "No I said you look fat in those pants"
damn my dad was mean in highschool
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RE: WORST PICK-UP LINES!!
When I was in college there was this beautiful girl I had seen around campus. It was a new semester and I went to my U.S. History course, and there she was. We got into a heated debate and she called me a cocky arrogant man. The next day before class I see her go into the computer lab and she's wearing a beautiful dress. I go up to her and say, "Nice dress, it'd look good in a ball on my floor." I thought I was going to get smacked but instead she walks out of the lab. We got to talking in class and I ended up getting her number.
Skip ahead.
I have now been married to her for the better part of a year. That proves that bad pickup lines work.
Skip ahead.
I have now been married to her for the better part of a year. That proves that bad pickup lines work.