WORST PICK-UP LINES!!
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RE: WORST PICK-UP LINES!!
ORIGINAL: silverbullet
When I was in college there was this beautiful girl I had seen around campus. It was a new semester and I went to my U.S. History course, and there she was. We got into a heated debate and she called me a cocky arrogant man. The next day before class I see her go into the computer lab and she's wearing a beautiful dress. I go up to her and say, "Nice dress, it'd look good in a ball on my floor." I thought I was going to get smacked but instead she walks out of the lab. We got to talking in class and I ended up getting her number.
Skip ahead.
I have now been married to her for the better part of a year. That proves that bad pickup lines work.
When I was in college there was this beautiful girl I had seen around campus. It was a new semester and I went to my U.S. History course, and there she was. We got into a heated debate and she called me a cocky arrogant man. The next day before class I see her go into the computer lab and she's wearing a beautiful dress. I go up to her and say, "Nice dress, it'd look good in a ball on my floor." I thought I was going to get smacked but instead she walks out of the lab. We got to talking in class and I ended up getting her number.
Skip ahead.
I have now been married to her for the better part of a year. That proves that bad pickup lines work.
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From: Arkansas
RE: WORST PICK-UP LINES!!
As long as you're confident it really doesn't matter what you say. Sometimes you don't have to say anything.
One time one of my female friends brought a couple of her friends over to my house to shoot some pool. One of her friends was hot so I though I'd surprise them so I came into the pool room naked except for holding my boxers over my yoo hoo dilly. We had loads of fun that night.
One time one of my female friends brought a couple of her friends over to my house to shoot some pool. One of her friends was hot so I though I'd surprise them so I came into the pool room naked except for holding my boxers over my yoo hoo dilly. We had loads of fun that night.
Joined: Jan 2006
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RE: WORST PICK-UP LINES!!
ORIGINAL: silverbullet
As long as you're confident it really doesn't matter what you say. Sometimes you don't have to say anything.
One time one of my female friends brought a couple of her friends over to my house to shoot some pool. One of her friends was hot so I though I'd surprise them so I came into the pool room naked except for holding my boxers over my yoo hoo dilly. We had loads of fun that night.
As long as you're confident it really doesn't matter what you say. Sometimes you don't have to say anything.
One time one of my female friends brought a couple of her friends over to my house to shoot some pool. One of her friends was hot so I though I'd surprise them so I came into the pool room naked except for holding my boxers over my yoo hoo dilly. We had loads of fun that night.
formerly aryiman98civic
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 3,772
RE: WORST PICK-UP LINES!!
well i have never really used any bad pickup lines but ive heard a lot
the typical "are you tired?"
girl: "no why?"
guy: "because you have been running through my mind all day long"
...that one i have heard and it didnt work.....
but i met the love of my life over myspace...now that works if you find the right person!
the typical "are you tired?"
girl: "no why?"
guy: "because you have been running through my mind all day long"
...that one i have heard and it didnt work.....
but i met the love of my life over myspace...now that works if you find the right person!
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From: Clarion_Cars...Ellsworth AFB
RE: WORST PICK-UP LINES!!
haha i like them i like them... worst one ive heard in a while was my friend.. the other day..
we were cruizin threw campus..and 3 girls were like..nice car...(00 eclipse ) and he was like.. thanks.. wanna drive my stick?... i was like omgggggg cranked the subs and told him to go
we were cruizin threw campus..and 3 girls were like..nice car...(00 eclipse ) and he was like.. thanks.. wanna drive my stick?... i was like omgggggg cranked the subs and told him to go
