These might be some repeats but....

You know you own a civic when, the person driving in front of you looks at you funny or flips you off because they think you're trying to pass them, but really you were just dodging all the bumps in the road.

You know you own a civic when, you almost rip your front mudguards off every time you go over a speedbump.

You know you own a civic when, your tires rub when turned all the way to the left or right.

You know you own a civic when, your gas guage moves up or down depending on whether you're turning right or left.

You know you own a civic when, you laugh at the parts people think are "jdm".

You know you own a civic when, you check the status of your part being shipped multiple times a day.

You know you own a civic when, you have to explain to all your friends why your car makes each funny little noise while you drive.

You know you own a civic when, people honk at you for pulling into a parking lot realllllly slow to prevent ripping your front lip off.

You know you own a civic when, you get excited because you see a clean stock eg next to you and look at it like it's an extremely nice car.

You know you own a civic when, you drive your friends and all the sudden your car has half the power it does when you drive alone.

You know you own a civic when, you try to wave at the fellow civic enthusiast next to you and he instantly drops a gear and wants you to race.

You know you own a civic when, your defroster is set at the warmest setting and the highest fan setting, yet your driver and passenger windows stay fogged up no matter what.



I've got so many more lol.