this is pretty funny


1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the
hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to
search the entire room for the tv remote because they
refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake
if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you
look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep
looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who
and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see
that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and
stare at the damned floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is
it? If it's new, then there has never been anything
before it. If it's an improvement, then there must
have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hey??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What
can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be
standing here?

 

Lollerskates =P pretty funny.
10. People who ask, "you broke down?" when your on the side of the road with your hood up and smoke pouring out of the engine. No dipstick, I just thought I'd pull over and get a nice tan on my back.
11. People who ask, "Lock your keys in your car?" when you are in a parkinglot with a clothshanger down the window. No asspunch, I just washed it and thought I'd hang it up to dry.

 

lol, well i guess its 11 now.

 

lol life is pretty long isnt it

 

12. when i go to the supermarket with my 6 month old son and people ask me,"is he yours?" no i picked him up in isle 5 next to the cookies and oreo's ... wtf....

 

rofl that 12 was great

 

13. When people in the 15 items or less line have 16 or more items.

 

stolen material, tisk tisk

 

there are great!

 

14. people who say "sorry to interupt, but...." IF YOURE SORRY, YOU WOULDNT DO IT!!!!!