lately at school theres been a whole thing about chuck norris jokes, some of them can be pretty funny. heres a little collection of them to entertain yourself at work or school. CLICK

heres a couple of my favorites...

"When Chuck Norris jumps into the ocean, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The ocean gets Chuck Norris."

"Chuck Norris' chief export is pain."

enjoy

 

when chuck norris asks for a whopper at mcdonalds, he gets it

 

Some of these are soo funny... some are kinda lame though.

Good one:

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

 

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My fav is the quote in dodgeball " Fu*kin Chuck Norris"

 

Chuck Norris can make women orgasm by pointing and saying "Booyah"

These jokes are all ove rmy school, I dont mind, because they can be funny as hell.

Also check out www.collegehumor.com theyve got all kinds of Chuck Norris stuff if you search.

 

Yea, a bunch of stuff has sprung up about him. I think its just because hes so corny and in shows and movies is portrayed as a baddass but soccer dad makes a funny combination.

 

"Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father" ...welllll that explanes it

 

 

OMG [:@]