nooooooooooooooo stop the norris jokes

 

Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.


hahahahahahahaha!

 

anyone who plays world of warcraft knows the chuck norris jokes


some are the best are...


"There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals churck norris alows to live."

"Whenever Chuck Norris wants a glass of milk, He just round house kicks a cow"

 

wow this is old.

 

I must forward this to my wife :-)

 

hahahahaha thas great.....i love these kinda stupid jokes, hell even the vin deisel ones were funny. at least to me

 

Vin Diesel > Chuck norris. And you can take that to the death.

 

Chuck ***** Norris and kungfu are all over my school too. It's so LAME!!!!!!



Oh Yeah... Chuck Norris counted to infinity...................twice!

Chuck Norris can divide by zero!

 

chuck norris can believe its not butter.

 

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