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Old Mar 12, 2006 | 04:01 PM
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My good budy just bought a VW, He thinks its the cat's A**. wa are allways bashing each others cars just for fun, so I am looking for some good wity comments and jokes to bash his VW Jetta with. Post all your jokes and comments here for me to send him. Thanks
 
Old Mar 12, 2006 | 04:06 PM
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call it the Hitler mobile.. that should **** him off... considering Hitler started VW, he called it the "family vehicle" which is what Volks Wagon means.

 
Old Mar 12, 2006 | 04:08 PM
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VW drivers walk more than they drive.
 
Old Mar 12, 2006 | 04:13 PM
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VW was called Family vehicle cause it brings families closer together when they have to wak to the garage to get a tow truck
 
Old Mar 12, 2006 | 04:15 PM
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I saw a white Jetta on the side of the road today, VWs are known to break down so use that to your advantage. And Hondas are known to be very reliable. VWs also have wierd electrical problems as well.
 
Old Mar 12, 2006 | 04:25 PM
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eh most of the german companies fixed their electrical problems in the past 5 years or so.
 
Old Mar 12, 2006 | 05:51 PM
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VW= VERY WEAK.....<lame lol
 
Old Mar 12, 2006 | 07:01 PM
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Well, first of all, the best line of argument is that civic is both cheaper and more reliable then VW. hondas of course are much more moddable and parts are cheaper. The only good thing i have to say for VW is that the interiors are leaps and bounds ahead of honda (although the new accord is amazingly nice).

PS. Volks = people, not family. Family is Familie.

OT. but has anybody seen those awesome new GTI commercials? "unpimp ze ride"
 
Old Mar 12, 2006 | 07:07 PM
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ORIGINAL: andryuha

Well, first of all, the best line of argument is that civic is both cheaper and more reliable then VW. hondas of course are much more moddable and parts are cheaper. The only good thing i have to say for VW is that the interiors are leaps and bounds ahead of honda (although the new accord is amazingly nice).

PS. Volks = people, not family. Family is Familie.

OT. but has anybody seen those awesome new GTI commercials? "unpimp ze ride"
My bad about the translation... and for tghe comercials there are two or three topics on them in the Sights and Sounds section
 
Old Mar 12, 2006 | 07:42 PM
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1) It's German
2) It's European
3) Thus, it's more expensive to own, less logically designed, and more likely to break down/catch on fire/start a facist regime than a Civic.
4) Ask him to name one advantage of driving it over a Civic (which is impossible, since there aren't any).

And the interiors are so backwards it makes me cry.
 

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