Craigslist Sellers... you never let us down
HCF Member
Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 3,428
From: Pueblo, CO
I figured he probably doesn't know any better... sadly, most people don't (probably the biggest reason there are so many "jdm" parts on ebay). But he could at least get the year right... I mean, come on... the month/year of manufacturing is on the sticker in the driver's door jamb.
And JPE... I've never heard of JPE; I'd think if they made performance engines for imports, someone here would've heard of it. Also, it's an import... it's not like a classic muscle car where you can order any number of crate engines made by aftermarket companies.
And JPE... I've never heard of JPE; I'd think if they made performance engines for imports, someone here would've heard of it. Also, it's an import... it's not like a classic muscle car where you can order any number of crate engines made by aftermarket companies.
We Argued Bout it for a while. He was defending his claim on the year of the car lol saying the car is a 98 but made in late 98 so its conseidered an 99 BAHAHAHAHA
http://allentown.craigslist.org/cto/1268717508.html
all that body... and almost nothing on the inside!
all that body... and almost nothing on the inside!
Sir Banned-a-lot
Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 2,602
From: Pittsburgh, PA
i always hated neons but this is just horrible
http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/1260470345.html
custom 95 neon for trade!!!!only (pittsburgh)
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Date: 2009-07-08, 9:19PM EDT
i have a black 95 neon 77,ooo miles AUTOMATIC 2.0 SOHC looks like a 5 sp full wing wests polyurathne bodykit ,rt hood cd player projection headlights clear tail lights tinted windows , faze gauges, 5 inch pro comp tach ,red neons inside and out, new can muffler loud!!!! intake run,s good BRAND NEW INSPECTION has 98 int. instead of the 95 i also have many extra parts that go with it trade for another tuner ,or import car or lowerd truck or sumthing with air bags or hydrolics that needs work shoot a email with wut ya got thanks for lookin
http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/1260470345.html
custom 95 neon for trade!!!!only (pittsburgh)
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Reply to: sale-vxkte-1260470345@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-07-08, 9:19PM EDT
i have a black 95 neon 77,ooo miles AUTOMATIC 2.0 SOHC looks like a 5 sp full wing wests polyurathne bodykit ,rt hood cd player projection headlights clear tail lights tinted windows , faze gauges, 5 inch pro comp tach ,red neons inside and out, new can muffler loud!!!! intake run,s good BRAND NEW INSPECTION has 98 int. instead of the 95 i also have many extra parts that go with it trade for another tuner ,or import car or lowerd truck or sumthing with air bags or hydrolics that needs work shoot a email with wut ya got thanks for lookin
Sir Banned-a-lot
Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 2,602
From: Pittsburgh, PA
Laced with Sarcasm
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 15,280
Not sure if this has been posted yet or not, nor do I care enough to flip back through 32 pages of retards utilizing the internet (the sellers, not you guys 
). But I got a good laugh out of it...
http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/cto/1262801042.html
Heres the Text incase it gets flag'd or removed.
). But I got a good laugh out of it...http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/cto/1262801042.html
Heres the Text incase it gets flag'd or removed.
Looking for a first car for a teen? This car is absolutely brilliant. It's got low mileage (68k), has been super reliable, and is excellent on gas. Since you're likely paying for the gas, this will make things much cheaper on you. I average like 37MPG to a tank. And with such low mileage, it'll work great for a long long time.
But you wanna know the best reason to buy this car for your kid?
It's slow as ****. You don't have to worry about speeding tickets or accidents in this baby. Your kid could have a 1 mile run and hit a brick wall not wearing a seatbelt and not be going fast enough to do ****. And there won't be any sense in him getting some ****ty *** fart can off of eBay - this car has the super slow SPI engine, no sense in trying to make it any faster. It's a 4-door, so your kid won't try to put gay *** Lambo doors on it. It is still possible to fit this with a body kit, but if you'd like, for an extra $200, I can stab him in the face if he does this.
It's a 5-speed, so your kid can't talk on his cell phone while playing Gameboy and smoking pot - he'll have to actually pay attention. It also means you won't have to pay for an automatic transmission when your kid beats the hell out of it. It's got a new clutch and new tires, so you'll know if he does burnouts. After all, I'm sure YOU'RE the one paying for tires, right? It's got an aftermarket head unit in it, so your kid won't **** it up when him and his buddies try to wire in a "phat *** system". It's already had the speakers replaced too, so he won't have to tear the door cards on and then look like a retard when he can't get them back on. It's got manual windows too, so he can't **** up the window motors when he rolls one of his friends heads up in it as a joke. A new battery means when he leaves his headlights on, it won't leave you totally stranded.
But really though, one of the best parts is that, because it is a 4 door, it will be somewhat embarrassing for him to be seen in. I'm sure you get pissed at him from time to time. Hell, you're probably mad at him for harassing you into buying him a first car. So get this one. It has no A/C, so you'll know he's suffering every time you get mad at him. Pretty satisfying. It'll bring a smile to your face too, to know he's rolling around looking like a ****** in a Ford Focus.
So buy this car for your kid. You won't regret it.
But you wanna know the best reason to buy this car for your kid?
It's slow as ****. You don't have to worry about speeding tickets or accidents in this baby. Your kid could have a 1 mile run and hit a brick wall not wearing a seatbelt and not be going fast enough to do ****. And there won't be any sense in him getting some ****ty *** fart can off of eBay - this car has the super slow SPI engine, no sense in trying to make it any faster. It's a 4-door, so your kid won't try to put gay *** Lambo doors on it. It is still possible to fit this with a body kit, but if you'd like, for an extra $200, I can stab him in the face if he does this.
It's a 5-speed, so your kid can't talk on his cell phone while playing Gameboy and smoking pot - he'll have to actually pay attention. It also means you won't have to pay for an automatic transmission when your kid beats the hell out of it. It's got a new clutch and new tires, so you'll know if he does burnouts. After all, I'm sure YOU'RE the one paying for tires, right? It's got an aftermarket head unit in it, so your kid won't **** it up when him and his buddies try to wire in a "phat *** system". It's already had the speakers replaced too, so he won't have to tear the door cards on and then look like a retard when he can't get them back on. It's got manual windows too, so he can't **** up the window motors when he rolls one of his friends heads up in it as a joke. A new battery means when he leaves his headlights on, it won't leave you totally stranded.
But really though, one of the best parts is that, because it is a 4 door, it will be somewhat embarrassing for him to be seen in. I'm sure you get pissed at him from time to time. Hell, you're probably mad at him for harassing you into buying him a first car. So get this one. It has no A/C, so you'll know he's suffering every time you get mad at him. Pretty satisfying. It'll bring a smile to your face too, to know he's rolling around looking like a ****** in a Ford Focus.
So buy this car for your kid. You won't regret it.
HCF Member
Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 3,428
From: Pueblo, CO
BAHAHA Thats an awesome quote im glad you got that out of it too bad i missed the pics :P
terminator 2 wing - $400 - (pueblo
terminator 2 wing - $400 - (pueblo
terminator 2 wing - $400 - (pueblo
terminator 2 wing - $400 - (pueblo
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/pts/1276703939.html
Is it me, or do those seats look like complete ****?
Is it me, or do those seats look like complete ****?