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Originally Posted by Ricer
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/cto/1227642802.html
1999 Honda Civic EX
Up for sale is a Vogue Silver Metallic 1999 Honda Civic EX with 67,000 miles on the engine. The body body of the car has 167,000 on it. The new V-Tec was put in at 100,000. This car is mechanically in great condition and runs excellent. It is well taken care of. Recently changed water pump, rear main seal, belts, gaskets, spark plugs and wires, and oil regulator unit. Have all the papers for work done to the car. This car is smoke-free. This car was bought stock. The car was modified with aftermarket products thereafter and is currently the way it is now. All stock parts will be included with the car (stock bumpers and side skirts, new tires with 2000 miles on them, lights, springs, etc) This car has all standard features like A/C, cruise control, power steering, power door locks, tilt wheel, dual front air bags and moon roof. Car gets excellent gas mileage and insurance is cheap! Listed below are the aftermarket products installed on the vehicle:
• 17” Kobe Race-10; silver with chrome lip rims w/ tires {205/40/17} (Wheels and tires are in great shape) (Package price for wheels & tires online is approx. $900)
• Lowered w/ Eibach Sport Springs (retail: $249.00)
• R34 Skyline Bodykit with Buddy Club bumper ($599.00)
• Civic HALO headlights, double halo ring with eyebrow look (Retail: $389.00)
• Euro Altezza taillights chrome (Retail: $180.00)
• JDM Cold Air Intake (Retail: $99.00)
• Remote Car Start System with fob (installed by dealer)
• Panasonic In-Dash 2-DIN 6.5" Widescreen Color LCD Monitor/DVD Player CQ-VD6505U plays DVD, CD, FM/AM and has 2 sets of A/V for anything like a playstation ($899.95)
• 8" Bazooka NOS bottle Subwoofer (Retail: $150.00)
• 150 watt Alpine amp (Retail: $199.00)
• 25% window tint all around ($50.00)
The blue book value of the stock car is $5,600. This does not account for any of the extras that were added or all the new parts. I have a lot into this car. The front bumper is cracked up pretty good but that can easily be changed back to the stock bumper which is in good shape. I just left the body kit bumper on because it catches attention from a distance.
$5,500 or best offer
Call Ziggy at (715) 897-5376 or e-mail bigziggy99@msn.com with any questions or interest.
1999 Honda Civic EX
Up for sale is a Vogue Silver Metallic 1999 Honda Civic EX with 67,000 miles on the engine. The body body of the car has 167,000 on it. The new V-Tec was put in at 100,000. This car is mechanically in great condition and runs excellent. It is well taken care of. Recently changed water pump, rear main seal, belts, gaskets, spark plugs and wires, and oil regulator unit. Have all the papers for work done to the car. This car is smoke-free. This car was bought stock. The car was modified with aftermarket products thereafter and is currently the way it is now. All stock parts will be included with the car (stock bumpers and side skirts, new tires with 2000 miles on them, lights, springs, etc) This car has all standard features like A/C, cruise control, power steering, power door locks, tilt wheel, dual front air bags and moon roof. Car gets excellent gas mileage and insurance is cheap! Listed below are the aftermarket products installed on the vehicle:
• 17” Kobe Race-10; silver with chrome lip rims w/ tires {205/40/17} (Wheels and tires are in great shape) (Package price for wheels & tires online is approx. $900)
• Lowered w/ Eibach Sport Springs (retail: $249.00)
• R34 Skyline Bodykit with Buddy Club bumper ($599.00)
• Civic HALO headlights, double halo ring with eyebrow look (Retail: $389.00)
• Euro Altezza taillights chrome (Retail: $180.00)
• JDM Cold Air Intake (Retail: $99.00)
• Remote Car Start System with fob (installed by dealer)
• Panasonic In-Dash 2-DIN 6.5" Widescreen Color LCD Monitor/DVD Player CQ-VD6505U plays DVD, CD, FM/AM and has 2 sets of A/V for anything like a playstation ($899.95)
• 8" Bazooka NOS bottle Subwoofer (Retail: $150.00)
• 150 watt Alpine amp (Retail: $199.00)
• 25% window tint all around ($50.00)
The blue book value of the stock car is $5,600. This does not account for any of the extras that were added or all the new parts. I have a lot into this car. The front bumper is cracked up pretty good but that can easily be changed back to the stock bumper which is in good shape. I just left the body kit bumper on because it catches attention from a distance.
$5,500 or best offer
Call Ziggy at (715) 897-5376 or e-mail bigziggy99@msn.com with any questions or interest.
I Love the 8 Inch NOS Bottle Subwoofer haha
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http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/1257078608.html
The engine bay is somewhat clean, but the rims are wayyyyyy too bright/big for the pink body of the car.
The engine bay is somewhat clean, but the rims are wayyyyyy too bright/big for the pink body of the car.
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Oh boy, he's back. This time with a "JPE 1.8 vtech motor" in his "'99 SI", he has a "$1,500 GReddy Stage 3 exhaust" and a "$200 MOMO shifter".
All aboard the failboat!
This calls for the biggest facepalm picture I could find. I'm not happy it's the cliche Picard facepalm, but it's giant nonetheless.
Please, somebody call him. Preferably the 859 number (I'd assume it's his home number).
All aboard the failboat!
This calls for the biggest facepalm picture I could find. I'm not happy it's the cliche Picard facepalm, but it's giant nonetheless.
Please, somebody call him. Preferably the 859 number (I'd assume it's his home number).
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From: Pueblo, CO
Lol ill call right now
EDIT:
I Called....
I was the fourth person today to call and tell him...
He said someone else placed the ad...
What is JPE though? he kept saying its a Japanese Performance Spec Engine WTF? lol
I felt bad he seemed kinda hickish on the phone he doesnt know any better...
EDIT:
I Called....
I was the fourth person today to call and tell him...
He said someone else placed the ad...
What is JPE though? he kept saying its a Japanese Performance Spec Engine WTF? lol
I felt bad he seemed kinda hickish on the phone he doesnt know any better...
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Super Cereal Admin
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 7,081
From: Lexington, KY
Lol ill call right now
EDIT:
I Called....
I was the fourth person today to call and tell him...
He said someone else placed the ad...
What is JPE though? he kept saying its a Japanese Performance Spec Engine WTF? lol
I felt bad he seemed kinda hickish on the phone he doesnt know any better...
EDIT:
I Called....
I was the fourth person today to call and tell him...
He said someone else placed the ad...
What is JPE though? he kept saying its a Japanese Performance Spec Engine WTF? lol
I felt bad he seemed kinda hickish on the phone he doesnt know any better...
And JPE... I've never heard of JPE; I'd think if they made performance engines for imports, someone here would've heard of it. Also, it's an import... it's not like a classic muscle car where you can order any number of crate engines made by aftermarket companies.
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My favorite is when people spell Vtec "Vtech". Or they give the worst descriptions ever, like "new exhaust for sale. Call". OK? I also love the ridiculous trade options they give. For example "new set of Si wheels 2 wheels have slight bends but are fixable. One has curb rash, will trade for ATV" (I saw a list like this a while back, no lie). Do they really except someone to trade a set of f*** up Si wheels for an ATV?