Wow, I do believe I've found the best one yet...

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/1157315011.html

"OK here it is a 91 honda crx...the body is a hf body and has about 179k on it and the int was swaped with crx si interer...the motor is a Sir B16a swap done my myers motor sports.. every thing was professionaly installed including the body kit...im getting rid of it becasue im getting out of the import seen...Im looking for a possible trade or trade + cash or just $4,000.00 obo cash. please dont waste my time with bs trades the car has over 13k invested. if your intrested email me or call my cell only if your are serious 610-906-7677 thanks for looking "





EDIT: Here's another, still pretty rice, but nowhere near as hideous as the first one.
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/1156540441.html

 

Both of those CRX's are pretty beat looking, but at least they put some power into them. Id love to have a B swapped CRX.

 

Pretty beat...? Did you miss the body kit on the first one? LOL

Here's another:
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/1169427492.html
"Custom 97 Cavalier Project Car: NEEDS TO GO!
MODS> Vertical doors(vertical doors inc), Shaved door handles, Shaved trunk, shaved emblems, suicide trunk, suicide hood, custom made dragon nose hood, custom roof (2 roof scoops), custom spoiler, full molded drift body kit (extreme dimensions), x-1 fenders, underglow, and random neon lights,
CONS> engine has to be installed( was removed to have engine bay painted never reinstalled), passenger door solenoid has to be adjusted so the door can shut properly, the trunk solenoid has to be installed as well to shut, the interior also has to be put in. i have the interior parts except stock seats.
EXTRAS> still in boxes- BRAND NEW- Pace setter chrome headers, weapon r dragon cold air intake, chrome strut bar, 4 3A racing seats, 2 red, 2 Black. and a subbox that has to be carpeted.

so send me an offer and we will go from there.
thanks
Bernard. "





Another:
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/1165141670.html
"Honda DelSol vtec in excellent condition freshly painted pearl red 120k miles on chasis has wing west urethanne body kit lowered on skunk 2 coilovers with 17inch rims with fairly new tires 85% tread left, catback exhaust, short shifter, carbon fiber interior accents, gsr leather seats, type r shift boot, sony cd head unit. Engine has roughly about 50k miles on it with AC/power steering was a weekend car for me, LS Vtec custom done with upgraded internals dont know whats in it but I paid shop $3,500 to do just the engine, has a SI tranny completly rebuilt last year with a act lightweight flywheel and street strip clutch kit,Viper Alarm with interior motion sensors. Car is adult driven was babied as long as I have owned it but but have to sell need a bigger car have a kid coming.
Asking 6,500.00 OBO
267-902-7216 paul
Pls no text just call me thanks "






At least its got a nice engine, that's about all it has going for it.


http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/1163675326.html
"It is a 01 cavalier, the mods start with 19" axis wheels w/ 235/35zR19 nankang tires, 11" force 10 big brake kit, full custom molded wide body kit, lambo doors, fiberglass interior, all autometer gauges, monster 5" tach w/ amber light, b&m short shifter, close ratio gear box, full 2 1/2" dual exhaust, BBK header, high flow cat, shaved doors, 20% tinted windows, kick panel speakers and tweeters all brand new, racing seats w/ 5point harness, harness roll bar in back, raer eat delete, adj suspension, greedy auto timer, speed limiter switch, 2.4l motor needs some botttom end work knocks alittle, but still runs and drives, brand new water pump, and front bumper is crack alittle, has venom aftmkt fuel rail, bigger intake, throttle body spacer, k&n filter, top end pulleys.... little over 30,000 miles on car... buyer is responsible for pick-up!!! will trade for bike or mustang of equal price! will email pics if interested!!! or txt me up and ill send pics that way, 5704126524, thanks! open to trades just let me kno what you got! "

 

Hey guys i say every car like these we find we send an email with the link to this thread haha to let them know they made our list

 

i e-mailed a guy selling a riced out del Sol and asked him questions. It was a del Sol S (D15B7) with intake and exhaust, and he said that it was making 160HP when I asked him. lol.

I kept him going for a while and after he said a lot of stupid things ("it'll run a 14 second 1/4 mile", "it has about 160HP", and "it could probably beat a mustang GT") I decided to break it down for him.

Then he said that it's sad that I am prowling craigslist and harassing people at night... funny thing is right before this I was at game 6 of the Celtics vs. Magic playoff series, which was definitely not boring. I then told him it was sad that he has to lie to sell his piece of **** car.

 

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/1179960525.html

 

LOL That car has been for sale forever! I remember like 5 months ago he had the price at 9k, now it's down to 7k. The only reason I never posted that car was because I thought it looked sort of mini-truck inspired. If the owner put the stock body pieces, a single color paint job, and some clean, not as flashy wheels (maybe drop the size from 22' to 20'), I think it would be a damn good looking show car.

EDIT: I know I'm going to get hated on for saying that.


Here's another: Man, it seems like Craig's List is nothing but ricers anymore!


http://southjersey.craigslist.org/cto/1176714066.html

"

1997 Ford Probe SE
4cyl 2.0L DOHC
$5,500 obo
Mileage: 130,603 original miles
Automatic, Power Windows, Power Doors, Dual Air Bags, Moon Roof, Viper Alarm system w/remote start.

If interested, contact me at 856-264-3713.
Thanks for looking!
-Ashley

Exterior:
Pink fade to White Pearl paint
Sensei v1.0 sideskirts & rear bumper (molded)
Sensei v2.0 Front bumper
Sensei Hood
White 18” RSL Mase Wheels w/Nexen 225/40/18 Tires
PIAA Fog Lights
M3 Style Mirrors
Xenon Sho-Me Strobes
Dual Exhaust
NOPI Lowering Springs (1.75” drop in the rear; 1.5” drop in the front)

Interior:
Pink & White painted interior pieces (all pieces painted)
White carpet w/Pink floor mats (2 front & 2 rear. Clear front floor mats to protect these also included)
White wrapped headliner & sun visors
Pink & White racing seats
Pioneer Midrange Speakers
JVC Headunit (Model: DEH-P6800MP; http://www.crutchfield.com/p_130DEHP...P.html?tp=5684)
*stock rear grey seats where removed because I was going to get them wrapped but never did. I will put them back in pending sale

Under the hood:
XTC Cold Air Intake
XTC Front Strut bar
Probe Addiction 8mm Pink Spark Plugs
Pink wire loom
White Hose Techniques Vacuum Hose Kit

In the trunk:
Two 12” Memphis M3 Subwoofers
One Memphis M1000 Class Amplifier
XTC Rear Strut Bar "

 

Lol Good times

 

you can delete it yourself lol its on bottom left corner............................

 

^ what delete button? There is an edit, but no delete post button. You have a button in your bottom left corner?
Anyways, check this out.
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/1180512934.html No pics at this moment though.
"Anyway it's riced out kinda, it's ero tails lights, 17in racing rims, and the dmx muffler that's ment for a street bike is on it." "I'll give you a brife description of it. It's red, riced out and in good condition. I hope that works for ya for the time being?"

lolololololololol!