whoa..... i dont know what to say.......

 

http://www.ricehatersclub.com/vbulle...99f656d7d&f=14 . Some of those pics in the posts are very amusing. A lot of them show real ricers. However, I think that majority of the people on that site are average american idiots, that go around saying "buy american."

 

I know a kid with a 90 dx. His only mods are a filter on his stock intake, not a cold air, just a pep boys filter instead of a stock airbox and the Japanese lettering on his side that says turbo. Nothing wrong with his car, Only problim is he thinks he can beat ANYTHING and he races ANYTHING. He asked me to race and I said no thats OK but he kept at me. I don't beat anybody, I mean my car is still a work in progress but I KILLED him and was ahead of him by several car lengths at 55 or 60ish when I slowed down. He said he lost cause he had 2 girls in his car and I had only me. RIGHT lol.

 

lol well i know you guys hate them people that think that they know everything about cars and swear that there car can beat yours. like ohbiskits had a friend that thought he had a stock turbo on his old school mazda mx3 or 6? well anyways he thought it was a turbo and we looked and it was his compressor. what a ****ing idiot and he thought his radiator was his intercooler for the turbo. lol

 

HAHA that is funny as hell. Yea I dont like to do stupid s*** to my car. Mine is a sleeper. You wouldnt know it wasnt stock, accept the Accel stickers on the side of it and the interior. What drives me up the wall and at the same time makes me laugh is one of those p.o.s. cars with that erector set on the back of their trunk. Its even funnier when they flex! HAHAHA! Anyway I got a great story for you guys.

This was about a year ago, I was at a stop light on a big road. Some big commercial shopping area outsite my city. This Neon (what a joke) with,you guessed it, an erector set spolier and one of those really annoying cat back things that was on the back of his car bending down! He revved his engine at me (it sounded like my old weed-eater motor powered Go-Ped) and I revved it back to screw with him. I wasnt even going to race him, just make him look like an ***. I started to consider racing him to show him that his generic piece of s*** isnt that great so I looked in my rear view mirror. I saw an unmarked cop thru the car behind me. I could tell because I saw a mesh fence inside the car. So I antagonized this poor moron knowing his fate! Light went green he pealed of, and not 2 second later I heard the roar of that big Ford V8 tear beside me with his lights on! HAHAHA! I saw the idiot about 1/8 of a mile later talking not to a cop but a State Trooper. That will teach the stupid reckless son of a bitch not to screw around. Its kids like that, that keeps my car insurance high. And I was about the same age as him, although I think Im a little older.

 

right, tell your neighbor Wal Mart doesnt know jack s*** about cars.

 

yo thats some funny **** i dont know how many times i've done that to people. LOL i love it. well i got another one for ya ohbiskits has a friend that drives a honda accord that swears that hes fast ****. this kid is a **** talker for real. one day ohbiskits was looking at his car and was like hey your corner light is out and the kid was like oh **** thanks for telling me and the ohbiskits was messing with him and said yeh your gonna need to change your corner light fluid LOL. of course theres not such thing as corner light fluid and the kid thought there was and he was like oh yeh i forgot i need to do that and with his lil brain an hour later he was like HEY THERES NO SUCH THING AS CORNER LIGHT FLUID!!! LOL what a DUMBA$$

 

Accords are normally quick, unless its a royal peice. I know that the new accords are quick. Something like 60 in 7 seconds, somewhere around there. I wish they made the new accord coupe in rear wheel, id buy one. They are cool as hell. You know, black leather, stick, maybe a $7000 A/D/S ( www.adst.com ) system, supercharged, some nice wheels. Man all you would have to do is roll down your window and chicks would fall in your car!

 

the best time i had with a dumb young buck

driving down the blvd all of a sudden this 98 civic pops up behind me. he starts to floss his fart can and reving it up trying to egg me on....so i look over at him as he pulls up next to me and i find out that he has a girl in the car. at this point i just thought man i should just walk all over this fool.......so instead i thought of something betta...............i look over at him and i just pointed my finger at him and laughed hysterically....you shoulda seen the look on his face he was sooo pissed off cause i made him feel like a fool in front of his lady. good times..

 

I would have probably done the same if I was in your place. For some reason, no ricers try to race me when I'm in the bimmer. However, my old corolla used to be a rice magnet.