decent joke and a lesson
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decent joke and a lesson
i just feel like posting something fun. also this is a good idea as to why you cover all angles of your lies 
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It's finals week at college and 4 guys decide to head to the beach a day before their Sociology 100 final. They have a blast meeting people and partied til the sun came up. Realizing the drive to the campus is over 4 hours, and their test is in less then 30 minutes, they panic. On their way to the campus they decide to pull a story out of their asses.
"Alright, so we got a flat tire and the spare was missing. We couldn't get a ride, no cell phones, had to walk to the gas station about 5 miles to buy a tire. Put that on, and that's why we're late, right boys?" says the 'smart' one of the bunch.
"Sounds good." Agrees the driver.
The boys arrive at the classroom, which is empty, so they head to prof's office. They franticly explained their flat tire story.
"Please! it's not our fault, it was a flat tire, we would've made it!" Pleaded the boys. Although the prof can smell the vodka, rum, and beer on their them, he decides to give them a chance.
"Ok." Replies the prof. "I'll let you write the final exam. However, I'm out of copies. I'll have to head down to the photocopier and make a few, I'll be back in 5 minutes.
The prof returns with the tests. He then takes each of them to small classrooms, 1 guy in each room.
"I'll drop by from time to time. Good luck boys." As he leaves.
So the boys are excited. Once the doors are locked, they boys each open of their tests. The first questions is worth 10% and asks "Describe an agent of socialization and how it affects us." Simple, they all get it right.
Then, they turn over the page. The next question is worth 90% of their exam and reads "Which tire?"
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Hah! sucks to be them. Just in case, me and my buddies always go with the rear drivers side!
hope you had a laugh.
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It's finals week at college and 4 guys decide to head to the beach a day before their Sociology 100 final. They have a blast meeting people and partied til the sun came up. Realizing the drive to the campus is over 4 hours, and their test is in less then 30 minutes, they panic. On their way to the campus they decide to pull a story out of their asses.
"Alright, so we got a flat tire and the spare was missing. We couldn't get a ride, no cell phones, had to walk to the gas station about 5 miles to buy a tire. Put that on, and that's why we're late, right boys?" says the 'smart' one of the bunch.
"Sounds good." Agrees the driver.
The boys arrive at the classroom, which is empty, so they head to prof's office. They franticly explained their flat tire story.
"Please! it's not our fault, it was a flat tire, we would've made it!" Pleaded the boys. Although the prof can smell the vodka, rum, and beer on their them, he decides to give them a chance.
"Ok." Replies the prof. "I'll let you write the final exam. However, I'm out of copies. I'll have to head down to the photocopier and make a few, I'll be back in 5 minutes.
The prof returns with the tests. He then takes each of them to small classrooms, 1 guy in each room.
"I'll drop by from time to time. Good luck boys." As he leaves.
So the boys are excited. Once the doors are locked, they boys each open of their tests. The first questions is worth 10% and asks "Describe an agent of socialization and how it affects us." Simple, they all get it right.
Then, they turn over the page. The next question is worth 90% of their exam and reads "Which tire?"
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Hah! sucks to be them. Just in case, me and my buddies always go with the rear drivers side!
hope you had a laugh.
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