lets start a thread on your favorite family guy quotes. I will start.

"you may of killed her when you stuffed all those dollar bills down her throat you, may of killed her when you hit her with a chair, but i know what didnt kill her, smoking." -peter griffen

 

Stewie Griffin:

Hey, Brian, remember me? I'm the guy you left standing at the counter at McDonald's with a bag full of burgers. You know it's funny, I tried to walk home and, um, a lot of hungry deer walking around at this hour of the night and, um, oh here's where the story gets fun, uh, you may have noticed I'm missing an ear. Managed to, uh, pull it out of the deer's mouth and put it in some ice I got at a 7-Eleven. So when you are ready to apologize, just talk into this cup.

 

Mine is " Family Guy is the worst show ever" hahaha i love that quote!

 

Oh where to start

one is
Brian - "You're Drunk"
Stewie" You're Sexy"

Another
Peter - I'll handle it, Lois. I read it in a book about this sorta thing once
Brian - Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter - Oh yeah

http://www.familyguyquotes.com/ is full of em

 

ha the entire scene when stewie wants his money back from brian...haha "Wheres my money" then he puts on the fake mustache "oh so u had enough money to buy a fake mustache but u cant give me my money?" the entire scene is just gr8, the flamethrower o man funny ****!

 

"weres the paper boy at?"
"just wondering were the paper boys been at, getting kind of lonely"
"your really starting to **** me off you little pigley sum bitch," "Call me"

-its the old man with a walker, cant remember his name

 

haha yes i love that guy..."why dont u jus reach into my pocket and get your money, i got some popsicles down in the basement paper boooy" " wow what a muscley arm u got there paper boy" ha that show is brilliant

 

i know its all i ever talk about with my coworkers we just laugh our *** off and nobody understands why

 

ha yea same here.....i was mildly offended wen they kept dissin it on south park, i used to kinda like that show but after that incident...i didnt watch it anymore

 

thats my favorite episode, gotta love family guy.