"Got my penciled on mustache"
"look at my tan walk brian"

-stewie griffin

 

Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur skeltons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

 

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one of my favorites

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Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you might as well pack it in. Game over.

greatest show ever

 

"Did you name it.... DID YOU NAME IT?? Well its going to be a hell of a lot harder for you now, cause it's going the **** overboard!!!"

 

There are to many, but I found this one...you can go on youtube and watch clips on the coolaid one OOOOH YAAAAAA

Judge: I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
Lois: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool Aid Guy: OOOOOOOH YA!

 

kool aid guy ftmfw! haha

again...greatest show ever

 

Joe: "I spent my tax refund money on wirless headphones so i can watch my Sylvester Stalone movie while Bonnies sleeping"

(Bonnie sleeping, Joe watching TV, total silence)

"YES!!! LOCK AND LOAD! LOCK AND LOAD! BRING ON THE PAAAAIN!"

(Bonnie falls out of Bed)



haha or of course..

"Hey you guys see that rock hit me in the face? It was like: Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser!" - Peter

 

"Whats the point of mining nose gold if you cant share it with the towns people!!!!" -chris