what's everybody's favorite quote? Mines this:

REAL MEN OF GENIUS
Today we salute you Mr. Idiot U-Scan user. You think you're the **** because you can scan your own groceries but you always find a way to screw up. Don't take your frustrations out on me because you didn't want to stand in line and now you have no clue how to ring your produce. Way to go *******, you make my job a lot tougher than it should be because I have to fix all your mistakes. At least I get to laugh at you when you're done making a complete fool of yourself. So go ahead bring all your goodies over to one of the four stations, press English and prepare to be humiliated because you just can't seem to figure it out. At the end of my day I'll crack open a fresh bottle of brew to toast the fools that I've dealt with all day because I deserve it!

I have a few more... I'll just hafta give it time to remember them...

anyone else?

 

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a rusty sawblade.

I’m so emo, my wrists slit themselves.

I hope you ponder into a bottomless pit.

It's good for a man to buckle his swash every now and then.

I’m not pro-choice or pro-life; I’m pro-you-shutting-the-hell-up.

 

God made Adam and Eve, NOT Adam and Steve.

 

yes that is a very very good one

 

Heh, yeah i saw that on a bumper sticker the other day and just about pissed myself.




heres a meaningful one...

"Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust. When you're up, its never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be back up again. But life goes on, money isn't real, it doesnt matter, it only seems like it does"

 

Here's just a start :

"At anyone time, did I say hey yo stupid, I need your fawking opinion!?"

"If I wanted a back seat driver, I would of bought a car!"

"It's time for Elbows and A$sholes boys!"

"Fawk you and the horse you road in on!"

 

Those sound familiar. Wasn't it the Dali Lama that first come up with those?

 

-beer-letting ugly people have sex since 1865
-nelly made it cool to wear bandaids
-"always keep your promises if you want to keep your friends"-Turbo man

 

every man got the right to decide his own destiny- bob marley

***, grass or, cash no one rides for free- bumber sticker

 

say hello to my little friend...

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