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Old Apr 24, 2006 | 04:19 AM
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haha the guy that came to relieve me off my shift and take over at work noticed that i was looking at car crap on the computer and tryed to start a conversation about cars saying stuff like "my friend has a 500 hp civic" so i was like "wow!" haha so i simply asked if the HP is to the wheel or to the crank and he replied with one of the funniest things i've heard "A little bit of both!" ... then he went on to say that the reason the civic guy built his car is to beat his old Monte Carlo that had a "supercharger" haha so i asked him some questions about stuff he did to it and his reply is "I just drove it my uncle does the work, so i have no clue, oh yeah and my uncle drives a Ford Barracuda that runs 8 flat and does a wheelie for like 200 feet when he burnouts" ... at this point i went on to ignore him haha i was tempted to ask him "so your engine its a rotary right ... with all the pistons and stuff?"
 
Old Apr 24, 2006 | 04:26 AM
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People like that are fun to play with.
 
Old Apr 24, 2006 | 01:22 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!! if you started asking him that and he said yea and yea and yea, that would have been priceless. uhm yea my civic has 500hp half is going to the crank and the other half is going to the wheels LOL!
 
Old Apr 24, 2006 | 01:47 PM
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Man that was a good one, I would have done it though. It wouldn't have been able to help it.
 
Old Apr 24, 2006 | 03:43 PM
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haha i can't wait until next time i see the guy lol i am gonna go off with questions about turbos superchargers and other crap ... i was thinking about asking really simple stuff like "So on his turbo he's running without an intercooler cuz that just adds unneeded weight right?" haha or "does this guy have alot of stickers and a big wing?"
 
Old Apr 24, 2006 | 03:51 PM
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... at this point i went on to ignore him haha i was tempted to ask him "so your engine its a rotary right ... with all the pistons and stuff?"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
 
Old Apr 24, 2006 | 04:57 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is great, ppl like that are really entertaining!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Old Apr 24, 2006 | 05:51 PM
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Wait a second, my honda has 92 hp and some of it comes out of the crank and some of it actually does get to the wheels. But when I kick it down that's when the hyper capacitator kicks in and the logarithmic speedometer calculates speed to infinity.
( If you can't dazzle them with brilliance,baffle them with bull****)
 
Old Apr 24, 2006 | 05:53 PM
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dude if you swapped out the hyper part of the capacitor for a flux part then you could travel through time.
 
Old Apr 25, 2006 | 02:29 PM
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The flux capacitator was $1.98 more and I opted for the cheaper hyper. I could just kick myself!
 



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