So a blonde gets pulled over for speeding. The cop comes to the window and she happens to be blonde too. “Can I see your license ma’am?”
“What’s a license?”
“It’s a small square thing with your picture on it.”
While she digs in her purse the cop tells her why she pulled her over and that she is gonna have to write her a ticket.
“I found it!” The blonde driver produces a small mirror and hands it to the officer.
“Oh, why didn’t you tell me you were a cop?”

Badum-dum-chhh…

 

Funny.......not that I have anything against blondes though, cause I love em!

 

what do you call two guys hanging on the wall?

kurt and rod...if you liked that one, you'll love this one:

so this mold walks into a bar, and the bartender takes one look at him and says "we don't serve your kind around here". and the mold says "why not, i'm a fun guy" (fungi)....

yes, i have the humor of a 6th grader.

 

There are two good friends Bob and Todd playing golf together one afternoon.

Bob pullls out a cigar and looks in his bag and noticed he forgot his lighter back at the car. He looks up to his buddy and asks, "Hey Todd, you gotta lighter by chance?" and Todd replies, "Sure do buddy!" and Todd reaches into his golf bag and pulls out a 9" Bic lighter. Todd gives it to Bob and Bob lights his cigar.

Bob looks at the lighter and asks his friend where in the hell he got a 9" Bic from. Todd replies, "Oh, my genie gave it to me.". And with that an old genie with a long gray beard and hair coming out of his ears pops out of Todds bag and says to Bob, "Since you are my masters best friend, Ill give you 1 wish." And with that Bob syas "Ill have a millon bucks!" . The genie nodded his head, clapped his hands and said granted and went back into Todds bag.

All of a sudden the clouds get dark and black and the two guys look up and see a million ducks fly over. Bob looks at Todd and says, " Hey! I wanted a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

Todd looks at Bob and says, "My genie is old and hard of hearing. Do you think I wanted a 9" Bic?"

 

One more:


A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. "That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours! "

 

Q: what do u call a lawyer with an IQ of 50





A: your honor [:'(]

 

There's a blonde sitting in the middle of a field in a row boat, rowing away. A car goes by, slames on the brakes and backs up. A blond gets out of the car looks at the blonde in the boat and yells out "YA KNOW, IT'S BLONDES LIKE YOU THAT GIVE THE REST OF US A BAD NAME... IF I COULD SWIM I'D COME OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR *SS"

 

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?


A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

 

HAHA Thats great!.

A man was stopped for speeding by a State Trooper. The Trooper says to the man, "Sir, your eyes seem a bit red, have you been drinking?" The man replies, "No, but your eyes seem a little glazed, have u been eating doughnuts?"



Gotta give a good blonde joke.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "****'ll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-****'ll-doooo."

 

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

















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