Headline: Cow escapes meat plant
...nearly being hit by a Chevrolet Suburban.
It was the first of many near-death experiences.
It was the first of many near-death experiences.
Oh, and this just in,
Headline: Remmy reads too much useless news.
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Headline: This just in! Amg has a traffic cone shoved up his ***!
Headline: This just in! Amg has a traffic cone shoved up his ***!
someone say something about cookies. the cow should get one huh? here cow, you deserve it!

i started in on it, but finally stopped myself!
i like that they ended the story with " the cow was given food and water." yeah, im sure thats where it ended.
and they cant just shoot it, a lot of civilians would have a fit if they saw that.
and they cant just shoot it, a lot of civilians would have a fit if they saw that.


