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Headline: Cow escapes meat plant

Old Jan 9, 2006 | 01:24 PM
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And damn near gets away!
 
Old Jan 9, 2006 | 01:36 PM
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that is one determind cow...he should get a cookie
 
Old Jan 9, 2006 | 01:37 PM
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Old Jan 9, 2006 | 01:49 PM
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...nearly being hit by a Chevrolet Suburban.


It was the first of many near-death experiences.
Actually, I think the first one was being sent to the slaughterhouse.


Oh, and this just in,

Headline: Remmy reads too much useless news.
 
Old Jan 9, 2006 | 02:02 PM
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awsome!!!
 
Old Jan 9, 2006 | 02:43 PM
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Headline: This just in! Amg has a traffic cone shoved up his ***!
 
Old Jan 9, 2006 | 04:27 PM
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Headline: This just in! Amg has a traffic cone shoved up his ***!
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someone say something about cookies. the cow should get one huh? here cow, you deserve it!

i started in on it, but finally stopped myself!
 
Old Jan 9, 2006 | 04:41 PM
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the cops couldn't catch a damn cow? The cow was going to the slaughterhouse, shot the damn thing with a shotgun and have yourself some steak.
 
Old Jan 9, 2006 | 05:30 PM
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you know whats funny? is that a cow repeated out-smarted police...
 
Old Jan 9, 2006 | 08:28 PM
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i like that they ended the story with " the cow was given food and water." yeah, im sure thats where it ended.

and they cant just shoot it, a lot of civilians would have a fit if they saw that.
 

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