This is just wild. Im at a loss of words for this one.[sm=insomnia.gif]

 

huh..... That's pretty crazy! Craaaaaaaaab people, Craaaaaaaab people.

 

This can't be real..........can it?

 

Give me a sledge hammer I bet I will open it up.

 

"Dr. Todd Oddman from the Lobster Institute, who found the crustacean and doctored this article, said that while legions of new ocean species are discovered each year, it is rare to find something that is a source for serious concern for the future of the planet Earth."

re-read that last statement.

 

..yeah, I caught that too.

 

Yeah i saw the real report on this and all he did was swap out a couple of choice sentences.

 

Step one: Let it grow as large as a building.

Step two: Boil said lobster

Step three: Feast!

I'm craving lobster now.... mmmmmm....

 

^ lol good luck boiling it... it lives near HOT toxic floor vents

 

My love for lobster will not be thwarted by you!

It will be mine. Oh yes, it WILL be mine.