you guys do realize that remmy didn't post a real BBC link... it just LOOKS like the BBC

 

I wannna uy this story for the movie rights it almost seemed like a movie was unfolding as i read it. lol

 

How is that fake? I found similar articles on other respected news sites.

 

read the URL of the link, even though it says BBC on the page, thats not the site. then read the entire article on the other sites. nothing about an alien, just a very strange sea animal.here ya go.

 

BBC doesn't post their news on oddtodd.com

 

<sigh> thats where I got it from. He hosted it on the site. And no, that oddtodd doesnt make things up like that. I dont even think hes capable of it either. Nice guy though I go to his site all the time.

 

You are all forgetting one important fact: You can't believe anything you read online. Especially these doubting folks who like to believe nothing! So, logically, we can not believe the doubters and this holy lobster thing is obviously real. Stand up against those who falsely disbelieve false reports!

There WILL be lobster for all!

As for the problem with the convulsion-producing hair... I say we burn it off. I'm sure we can figure something out, we're a creative bunch here.

And AgentofDarkness, perhaps it's DNA is just so advanced that we can not recognize it with our puny, malformed brains. Do not doubt, Lobster Brother. The feast is near!

(Ok, seriously considering starting a lobster-worshiping cult. Who's with me?)

 

I'm in! I ate at Red Lobster last weekend, and I'm pretty sure I could eat it every day.

 

Sweet! I'm the Head Lobster, you can be my King Crab. Our cult is centered around the belief that the Alien Lobster was sent by extraterrestrials as a peace offering. It shall grow in our oceans until it is the appropriate size, and then we will be able to kill and cook it and feast on it's delicious flesh. This day shall be known as the Day of Feasting, and it shall be good.

Because no cult is complete without some horrible megalomaniacal leader, I will require all of you to refer to me as Head Lobster, and pay Cult Dues on the third Tuesday of every month. I accept checks, cash, and most major credit cards. (I am sorry, we do not take Discover) The dues will go to the feeding of the Alien Lobster. Alien Lobster feeds on only the tenderest of young virgin male flesh. (why male? I gotta shake things up somehow here. I'm trying to be unique.)

Well, that's all I've got for now. I'm open to suggestions for making this cult a happy, more family-oriented organization.

 

meh. Red Lobster is for the birds. Come get some real lobster in Charleston or Maine.