Ok, so lets start this out with.. I didnt have my wallet, which has my DL, which also has my insurance card.. No seatbelts on, no front license plate.. and im going 53 in a 40..

soo i get pulled over. he goes back to his car, comes back and says..
Do you live right down the street from me, your the one with the saint bernards right..? (i have 2 of those huge ****s) and i said yes, and he says.. Ok well.. I could be giving you 3 tickets.. Speeding, No DL, and no proof of insurance.. HE LET ME OFF!

 

you lucky or......... smart cop....LMFAO
you dont give your neighbors tickets or someone that knows where you live. LMFAO

smart cop and/or lucky you...

 

just make sure your dogs never crap on his lawn