well a couple weeks ago we went to the bar and it was just me,2 friends and the bartender. she close the bar down for us an we played quarters in a shot glass, by the end of the night (5am) we went through 18 pitchers of bud light. and i had to hold the bartenders hair up while she puked. that was the drunkest i have ever been. we all went to sleep on the bars floor and in our cars. im waitng for pics of the night from the bartender and then ill post them but here is one i found of me and one of the bartender.

 

where is guy in drress????? ppiiixxxxxx

 

lol if i post him you gotta post your friends.

he got drunk and we talked him into wearing a dress.

 

Allright




after one game of beerpong and a few small shots.. poor guy was OUT for the count.

 

no i still felt it lmao, the next morning i woke up hungover, tryed to walk to the bathroom and fell over when i went to step on it lmao, i forgot about it lmao, pulled one of the stitches out.

i can do that, ill try it this weekend.

 

So didja try it?



And two si-packs down, whatever the f*ck my friend brings back from the store to go

 

smirnoff vodake... win. thatsa all

 

We have the drunkest bastard in custody right now. This fool was driving while intoxicated, driving the wrong way, and almost hit one of my officers head on. He has been talking all kinds of **** the whole time, saying he knows his rights and stuff. It's funny and sad. Really. He has the right to remain silent and he should really exercise it.

 

Drunk driving at 7:00 on a Sunday morning... that's when they least expect it

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! thats hilarious. i love being an alchy.