****, I just realized I've been sober for like a month. This must end.

 

there is something seriously wrong with this... it must change

just keep it semi under control. and by semi i mean not at all. and by not at all i mean have one person sober and everyone else s**t faced.

 

SOBER STREAK OVER! WOOOOO, I'm on the 12th beer of the night. Still more to come. Looks like I can still type straight so I haven't had enough. Need to get a lady or two over here.

 

Actually, what sucks is that I had a lady over that I've known for like 11 years. Can't bang her. She has no interest. How sad for her.

 

On a thursday night. I like the way you think, Brad

 

i wish i was drunk right now, im so bored

 

Hangover.... I woke up fully clothed, wrapped in a blanket, and my computer was a little broken. Dunno what happened.

And yes, Thursday. I don't have a normal schedule like everyone else. I work Saturday through Wednesday and have Thurs-Fri off.

 

Post your hangover remedies! 1...2...3... GO

 

bowl full of monkey jizm

 

It's a little late, but any McDonald's breakfast food and a bunch of ibuprofen usually does the job.