So, I was in the fiance's Rav 4 today and I saw a girl holding up traffic in her stalled 1995 honda accord. I pulled over to help her, as everybody was going around her and not helping. She says to me, "my car is overheated and my oil light is on, and now it won't run." So I told her i'd take a look at it. I pulled the dip stick out and there wasn't a drop of oil on it; however, there was a bunch of dried up specks all over it. I told her, "your engine is doomed, because it's out of oil and it has oil burnt on the stick." She asked, "can I make it another 50 miles?" I didn't want to be rude, but i said, "I'd be shocked if you made it another 50 feet." Girls and their maintenance lol. Hopefully this will be a learning lesson for her

 

my sister would do same dumb thing =/ sucks for her lol

 

I've pulled out to help a girl in a Turbo AWD tallon. Simular story.

She didn't know cars needed oil. And turbo helped the A/C.

I left her on the side of the road. She was sexy, she was single, she was car stupid.

 

Go get you some, punisher! lol haha

 

yea well its not necessarily women just stupid people.my co-worker just blew his engine doing 110 with no oil in it.he kept trying to start it as i was pulling a mangled piston out from under the car.

 

Silly, Honda's don't need oil.

 

You should have asked her if there was a blackish puddle where she usually parked, and then explained to her that this puddle wasn't sweat from all that horsepower...

 

what's oil?

 

No. Mr Punisher let that stuff go. All sexy points leave when your stupid. I see it like this, if I hookup with a dumb chick it might be fun, sure. But what if i get that pregnant? Then what? I'm screwed. I'm stuck with a dumb chick around me. AND YOU KNOW that kids coming out dumb. In the end, the dumbness from both the kid and the chick will eat away at my brain until it too becomes useless, or until I shoot myself.

To keep life simple, follow this rule. Don't tap da dumb dumbs.

 

On that note, I want to find someone dumb enough that I can make them put ANYTHING in their oil. Like.. Vaseline.