CRUNCH!!! when you stomp on them? LMAO

 

what bout a sizzle when you pour salt on them...or is that only slugs that do that cuz i really thought snails were really just slugs with mobile homes on their back

 

What about skunks?

 

I have no idea. Never had a skunk in the store. LOL

I do know the sound I make when I see one is "Nice skunk. Pretty skunk. Just stay right there and I am gonna walk away nice and slow. Pretty skunk." ROFLMAO

 

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

 

WTF? Everyone keeps talking about that movie, and I still have yet to see it. It just looks so DUMB!!!

 

it is...but the skunk thing u said made me think about it

 

napolean is the stupidest movie ever made, but i have to admit it made me laugh pretty hard, andlaugh about it with myfriends fora long time

 

O.K. I am happy to hear that because I swear every trailer I have seen of it makes me worry that my IQ just dropped by about 40 points. LOL

Actually the skunk thing is from a friend of mine when he came across a rattlesnake when I took him out rock climbing. Big tattooed guy. Was a bouncer at a local nightclub. Saw the snake and turned into a housewife looking at a rat. LOL It was GREAT!!! I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna pee my pants!!! Funniest part was the snake was already dead, it had frozen a few night before I think. ROFL

 

Hahaha I used to own a snake...then it ate some bad sushi and died a few days later