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Old Aug 22, 2009 | 10:42 AM
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Punisher: Even tho your car is a twisted pile of shagnasty metal right now, its legacy carries on. Its an epic tale of anguish, loyalty, and revenge. Your car was loyal to you till the very end. If my car were stolen, I could only hope that it too would have the sentimental attachment to spend its final moments ejecting the asshat and running him over for having seperated us like so. Lament not over the loss of such a friend but rather rejoice when you think of the times you had with it. Memories of the days you cruised down i-35 together, or the times you changed her oil or dressed her up with new parts. PunishersCar, you are gone but not forgotten. You will have a place in our hearts forever.
I stole this for you but I did not run from the cops with it....
 
Old Aug 22, 2009 | 11:58 AM
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Punisher, I am possibly wrong so correct me if I am, but I think your car held a very special place in rc2904’s heart.
Here’s what I believe he is saying:
Though your car is now dead, my love for it endures and shall never die. Though you were not aware, your car and I had a love affair that became an epic tale of anguish, loyalty, and revenge. Now that you know that your car was unloyal to you, I hope you are not mad. When I found out that your car, my forbidden love, had been stolen and killed, I hoped that it might spend its final moments ejecting the thief and running him over for having separated us like so. I lament not over the loss of my metallic lover but rather rejoice when I think of the forbidden intimate moments we had together. I savor the memories of the days I cruised your baby down I-35, caressing her interior, or the times I secretly changed her oil or dressed her up in new parts. PunishersCar, my love, you are gone but not forgotten. You own a place in my heart forever.
 
Old Aug 22, 2009 | 01:42 PM
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^lol!
 
Old Aug 22, 2009 | 01:47 PM
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lmao!
 
Old Aug 22, 2009 | 03:39 PM
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I only wish I could have ran her down I-35 with the new motor. =/ And I do miss her so. But, I think its time Honda and Chevy go to my garage and have another child. Her younger sister will be a model, and have her pictures and sexy videos posted all over the interwebs.
 
Old Aug 22, 2009 | 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by PunisherInOKC
I only wish I could have ran her down I-35 with the new motor. =/ And I do miss her so. But, I think its time Honda and Chevy go to my garage and have another child. Her younger sister will be a model, and have her pictures and sexy videos posted all over the interwebs.
Now stop teasing rc2904. It's just plain cruel to do this when he's grieving.
 
Old Aug 22, 2009 | 04:50 PM
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Her interior will be more impressive. Motor will be bigger. Exhaust will be louder. Tires will be bigger.
And that feeling in your pants will make you fall to your knees.
 
Old Aug 23, 2009 | 03:24 PM
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lol just trying to lighten the mood and turn the direction of the thread since people started opening up a can of religion
 
Old Aug 23, 2009 | 03:48 PM
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Some people deserve to die. There's certain things in life you where you shouldn't get a 2nd chance.

I'm sorry for your loss, I'm sorry for that kid growing up to be an idiot with no one around to help and correct him. It is sad that he had to die this way, but it was meant to be this way

BTW how long was your car missing?
 

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Old Aug 23, 2009 | 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by inthezoneac
Some people deserve to die. There's certain things in life you where you shouldn't get a 2nd chance
These are pretty general statements that are probably true under certain circumstances.

...it was meant to be this way
Who or what meant it to be this way?
 



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