when my kitty licks my armpit

 

feisty crabs

 

Reaper, I soo understand you on that one.

--when people don't pronounce Porsche correctly.
Not por-sh. Por-sh-uh

 

-People that pronounce Nismo "nih-smo". It's NISsan MOtorsports. The Japanese "I" is pronounced as a long "E". If you're telling me it's "Nih-smo", then I'll tell you it's "Nih-san". Sounds f**king retarded, doesn't it?

-People that tell me Nismo is an American company. Founded in Oppama. Headquarters in Tokyo. Yeah, that sounds real American.

-People that assume because Nismo/Nissan employees in the US pronounce it "Nih-smo" that that's the correct pronunciation. Congratulations, they can pronounce it however their little hearts desire; that doesn't make it right. If I worked for McLaren and pronounced it "Mick-lar-een", would that make it right? No, it would make me retarded, like everyone who pronounces it "Nih-smo".

 

-people that think mustangs are an american car

 

z0mg, it's not?!?!



Mustangs are assembled in the states, thank you very much

-Uninformed people who believe everything they hear form import/GM owners.

 

-people that can't get the joke

 

No, I don't get it. Ford is an American company. My car was made in Flat Rock, Michigan. I have a German engine and a Mexican transmission; most of the other parts were made in either the United States or Mexico.

Explain?

 

-explanation: it was a joke (aka false)

 

You need to try a little harder on your jokes next time... some of us expect more from jokes on the internet lol