Actually, I'm parked right outside your house. In a 96 civic DX.
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Round 2 :D
-People who do 5 under the limit in the passing lane and give you the dirtiest look ever when you pass on the right (I'm talking 4+ lane highways here) -People who can't hold a constant speed. The speed limit is 55, not 37, then 52, then 67, then 61. Find a speed you like and stay there. -People who assume all sport bike riders are douche bags that ride like a**holes. I had one of those construction workers doing the hard job of spinning a Stop/Slow sign do the "keep it slow" gesture at me when he turned the sign to Slow. Because I'm going to wrap out 1st, 2nd, and 3rd gear in your bumpy-a** construction zone and everything. -People who assume stereotypes to be gospel truth -Speaking of gospel, religious zealots. I have my beliefs, you have yours. Let's keep it that way. -Religious threads on the internet. -Reposts. I'm not talking about the ones where it's posted a second time while it's still recent news. I'm talking the 3-year old, "check out what I just found!", posted 17 times already kind of reposts. -People who say "I saw that on another forum". This isn't another forum, shut the f**k up. If I saw a zebra humping a coconut in my back yard, then saw a picture of a zebra humping a coconut in National Geographic, I sure as f**k wouldn't write in "Dear Natty G, I regret to inform you, but I recently saw a photograph of a zebra and a coconut attempting to procreate in your periodical. I'm writing to inform you that I've seen this before." -Conspiracy theories. Theorists, do me a favor. Go find the nearest mirror and look at yourself. Point at yourself and say "You're a f**ktard douchecanoe". Now go slam your head in a door or something. -"Haunted houses". The house you're in is old as f**k. You don't think the noises you're hearing might just be the fact that the house is borderline falling apart? Moar later. |
I think my job has some kind of block or something on certain words. Every time I try to post something from here, it gets blocked and says I can't post!
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2 lane road, guy in left lane zips around a car by going in the right lane. As soon as he passes he immediately gets back in the left lane to make a turn.
3 lane road(happens every day going to work), road splits, left to 17, right to downtown. People always in right lane want to cut over at the last second to continue going down the HWY. It's like, you know you have to be in the left or middle lane, why in the hell do you always wait until you're nearly in the ditch to make a decision to switch lanes? You had the entire road earlier to do that. Why can't traffic be like a a train? If the light is green I do not want to see the front cars take 2 years to go, the middle cars leaving a 50ft gap to catch up to the slow front cars, leaving us in the back to catch the red light for the 3rd time that's less than 1/4 mile down the road. Light turns green, go, you don't have to speed, just go. Cars behind immediately follow. There would be so many less traffic jams if idiots kept order. If you need to make a turn, get on that lane, don't wait until the end and slow down traffic all behind you because of it. And on right turn lights, you do not have to stop on a right turn if the light has just turned yellow. It will be at least 2 more seconds before it's red and at least 3 more seconds before the other traffic decides to go. And what is the point of passing another car just to have to brake harder because it's obvious we're at a red light? And something similar to this. I don't follow cars real close, I like to leave a gap(2 second rule), but if traffic is busy and I see some dumbass SUV swerving in and out trying to cut through like they need to be somewhere I keep my eye on them. If you see both lanes going the same speed, do not try to speed past anyone. Don't pull up next to me and try to squeeze in the 1 car gap where you're just going to use your brakes and slow me down. I pull up closer to traffic when I see idiots trying to rush through busy traffic. Just relax bitch. I only complain about idiot drivers and people with common sense, usually these two affect each other the most. |
Originally Posted by PunisherInOKC
(Post 649827)
stifflers' face
Cops who think its OK to run their fingers down your car as they walk to your car.
Originally Posted by trustdestruction
(Post 649843)
I hate when people don't know the laws.
It's actually illegal to ride a vehicle (such as a bicycle) on a side walk. It's just not enforced because staying out of the road is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy more safe (and a smarter thing to do) for the person on the bike because there are so many horrible drivers on the road. Bicycles are entitled to their place on the road though. EDITED for clarification. OK my turn: -Bicyclist who ride on the road but dont obey traffic lights or stop signs. -5 minute red lights with 3 second green lights (i know mentioned already but I have one on my way to work that I have to sit through at least 3 times every morning) - people who i3itch and complain about the 20+ mph over speeding ticket they got, DONT F-ING SPEED IF YOU DONT WANT A TICKET!!! - people who want to take my right to own my guns away - people who bitch about our elected officials but didnt vote - people who stereotype by the music one person is listening to at the moment (you can catch me one minute listening to DMX, Garth Brooks the next, Ozzy the next, etc etc) - child molesters - snobby rich kids who get whatever they want and never learn the value of a dollar - street bike a$$holes!!! (again I know mentioned already but cant stand douche bags on bikes who think they are the $hit but cant ride for anything) I pray I dont become like that when I get mine. - every 8 cylinder factory 13 second 1/4 mile vehicle who thinks I'll race them because I drive a modified Honda/Acura. I'm not f-ing stupid I KNOW I will lose, why waste my gas, GO AWAY! - people who think they know every law out there and try to school someone who is studying law I'll post more later, I'm getting pissed off thinking of it all hahaha |
a couple more:
-people who do a rolling stop at a stop sign and their car is still moving actually quite a bit -people who don't know the right-of-way and don't go when it's their turn, forcing you to go instead and hope they don't go at the last minute and hit you or something -people who make right turns at red lights and don't stop at all before turning -people who make an imaginary lane to the right of yours at a stop light because they're turning right and you're turning left or going straight. are you that god damn impatient? |
Originally Posted by trustdestruction
(Post 650228)
-people who make an imaginary lane to the right of yours at a stop light because they're turning right and you're turning left or going straight. are you that god damn impatient? |
Thats why i like my truck. Person does that to me, I just pull up more and block them. Paybacks a BIIAAA..
And, if they pissed me off enough, i get on my P.A. and yell at them. >=) |
- walking outside at 8 a.m. and smelling todays stock of Taco Johns, ew...
- people you try to let in ahead of you that dont move - old people driving - old people driving on the wrong side of the road :D happened twice yesterday - riced out groups of cars blocking both lanes and going veery slow - any vehicle on my a$$ - areas where there are cars parked on both sides and the guy coming at you takes up all the room and theres more than enough room for both of us... |
People who dont use turning signals. Theyre there for a reason
Women driving while on the cell phone. Cops driving 5 feet off my @ss. Any ricer who wants to race and calls my car "stock". Fat people in general. People, no matter what race, who have to hold up thier pants and talk like an idiot People who ask me why I would gauge my ears out like I did. People who ask if tattoos hurt. Duh, its a needle going in and out of your skin thousands of times a minute. Emo kids. People who talk during movies. Flaming Homosexuals. All for now, more later. |
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