Things that REALLY piss me off
-Games with too many sequels. Okay, Halo 1-3 was good. Granted, 2 and 3 didn't live up to expectations after the first one, but that's expected. And Legend of Zelda is a straight-up bada** series. LoZ can have as many sequels as Nintendo wants to release, seeing as all but one (I'm talking about you Wind Waker. Comic book graphics in a LoZ game? Gay.) has been awesome. But I'm talking about games like Final Fantasy. I mean, come on! It's in the f*cking name! Final Fantasy. If it's so final, why is there so many sequels? Shouldn't it have ended at Final Fantasy 1? What about WWII games? Medal of Honor, Call of Duty, come on. Haven't we had enough cliche WWII games? I'm not a history buff, but I think there's been more large-scale wars than World War II. Let's try some other wars, shall we? And Guitar Hero... F*ck. You. That's a great f*cking premise for a game. Hmm, let's make a plastic controller that looks kinda-sorta like a guitar, we'll throw some colorful buttons on it, along with a flippy switch kinda deal. Blammo! That's exactly like a real guitar! Except, you know... the whole strings thing. And the frets. And the ability to change the tuning. And without any techniques (sweep picking? Hammer-ons? Pull-offs? Arpegiatted chords? Slides? Bends? Tremolo picking? No real guitarist does that, I mean come on!). Oh, and it takes no skill to actually play, just about 1,000 hours of practice hitting buttons and hitting a flippy thing at the same time. But I mean, come on! You can be exactly like all the rock stars by playing this game! Just like them! Face it, the game f*cking sucks. And why is there 5+ versions of it out there? I didn't even know they made GH3, much less GH4. How the f*ck is this piece of sh*t still selling? Don't people realize that if they invested as much time playing GH in learning to play a real guitar, they could be right up there with Slash, Joe Satriani, Synyster Gates (say what you will about A7x but the dude f*cking rips)?
-The term "rock star". I'm sorry, but given the name, shouldn't it apply only to musicians in the rock genre? So why is it that all rappers, country artists, emos (okay, so technically emotive hardcore is a subset of alternative rock), etc refer to themselves as "rock" stars? Shouldn't we come up with a name that actually makes sense, given the fact that none of them actually play rock?
-People that use the word "emo" to describe any music they see fit. A song's about a breakup? Emo. A song is sung in a whiny voice? Emo. (I mean, come on. It's not like over half the popular vocalists these days can't sing to save their a**es.) A song is played by a band with at least one member sporting an autumn lock haircut? Emo. (It's not like the majority of rock bands have at least one dude with long hair swept to the side or anything.) Face it a**holes. 90% of what douchebags describe as "emo" is, in fact, not emo. I had a friend in high school that was hardcore guilty of this. The best part? He loved him some Dashboard Confessional. Jesus titty-f*cking Christ. Dashboard. F*cking. Confessional. But nobody considers them little emo pussies? Let's see, its a dude singing about breakups in a whiny fashion and every member of the band looks like a godd*mned f*cking fairy. But of course, they're not emo. I've heard people call A7x emo. Avenged Sevenfold? Emo? Have you even heard any of theirs songs?
-Double Standards. I'm not even going to type a rant about this one. You guys already know. You already f*cking know. Even if you don't think you do, you f*cking do. Everybody hates f*cking double standards. Even if you don't know what a double standard is, you f*cking hate them. That's how much they f*cking suck.
-The term "rock star". I'm sorry, but given the name, shouldn't it apply only to musicians in the rock genre? So why is it that all rappers, country artists, emos (okay, so technically emotive hardcore is a subset of alternative rock), etc refer to themselves as "rock" stars? Shouldn't we come up with a name that actually makes sense, given the fact that none of them actually play rock?
-People that use the word "emo" to describe any music they see fit. A song's about a breakup? Emo. A song is sung in a whiny voice? Emo. (I mean, come on. It's not like over half the popular vocalists these days can't sing to save their a**es.) A song is played by a band with at least one member sporting an autumn lock haircut? Emo. (It's not like the majority of rock bands have at least one dude with long hair swept to the side or anything.) Face it a**holes. 90% of what douchebags describe as "emo" is, in fact, not emo. I had a friend in high school that was hardcore guilty of this. The best part? He loved him some Dashboard Confessional. Jesus titty-f*cking Christ. Dashboard. F*cking. Confessional. But nobody considers them little emo pussies? Let's see, its a dude singing about breakups in a whiny fashion and every member of the band looks like a godd*mned f*cking fairy. But of course, they're not emo. I've heard people call A7x emo. Avenged Sevenfold? Emo? Have you even heard any of theirs songs?
-Double Standards. I'm not even going to type a rant about this one. You guys already know. You already f*cking know. Even if you don't think you do, you f*cking do. Everybody hates f*cking double standards. Even if you don't know what a double standard is, you f*cking hate them. That's how much they f*cking suck.
And Guitar Hero... F*ck. You. That's a great f*cking premise for a game. Hmm, let's make a plastic controller that looks kinda-sorta like a guitar, we'll throw some colorful buttons on it, along with a flippy switch kinda deal. Blammo! That's exactly like a real guitar! Except, you know... the whole strings thing. And the frets. And the ability to change the tuning. And without any techniques (sweep picking? Hammer-ons? Pull-offs? Arpegiatted chords? Slides? Bends? Tremolo picking? No real guitarist does that, I mean come on!). Oh, and it takes no skill to actually play, just about 1,000 hours of practice hitting buttons and hitting a flippy thing at the same time. But I mean, come on! You can be exactly like all the rock stars by playing this game! Just like them! Face it, the game f*cking sucks. And why is there 5+ versions of it out there? I didn't even know they made GH3, much less GH4. How the f*ck is this piece of sh*t still selling? Don't people realize that if they invested as much time playing GH in learning to play a real guitar, they could be right up there with Slash, Joe Satriani, Synyster Gates (say what you will about A7x but the dude f*cking rips)?
-People that use the word "emo" to describe any music they see fit. A song's about a breakup? Emo. A song is sung in a whiny voice? Emo. (I mean, come on. It's not like over half the popular vocalists these days can't sing to save their a**es.) A song is played by a band with at least one member sporting an autumn lock haircut? Emo. (It's not like the majority of rock bands have at least one dude with long hair swept to the side or anything.) Face it a**holes. 90% of what douchebags describe as "emo" is, in fact, not emo. I had a friend in high school that was hardcore guilty of this. The best part? He loved him some Dashboard Confessional. Jesus titty-f*cking Christ. Dashboard. F*cking. Confessional. But nobody considers them little emo pussies? Let's see, its a dude singing about breakups in a whiny fashion and every member of the band looks like a godd*mned f*cking fairy. But of course, they're not emo. I've heard people call A7x emo. Avenged Sevenfold? Emo? Have you even heard any of theirs songs?
-People that use the word "emo" to describe any music they see fit. A song's about a breakup? Emo. A song is sung in a whiny voice? Emo. (I mean, come on. It's not like over half the popular vocalists these days can't sing to save their a**es.) A song is played by a band with at least one member sporting an autumn lock haircut? Emo. (It's not like the majority of rock bands have at least one dude with long hair swept to the side or anything.) Face it a**holes. 90% of what douchebags describe as "emo" is, in fact, not emo. I had a friend in high school that was hardcore guilty of this. The best part? He loved him some Dashboard Confessional. Jesus titty-f*cking Christ. Dashboard. F*cking. Confessional. But nobody considers them little emo pussies? Let's see, its a dude singing about breakups in a whiny fashion and every member of the band looks like a godd*mned f*cking fairy. But of course, they're not emo. I've heard people call A7x emo. Avenged Sevenfold? Emo? Have you even heard any of theirs songs?
P.S. there are hammer-ons and tremelo picking in guitar hero. Guitar hero still sucks though.
Yea that emo thing gets old. I don't really even think it's a valid genre IMO because everything everyone lumps in there easily fits in another genre instead, i.e. hardcore, post-hardcore, and hell even the ***** *** bands like fall out boy would be better categorized as pop punk than emo
P.S. there are hammer-ons and tremelo picking in guitar hero. Guitar hero still sucks though.
P.S. there are hammer-ons and tremelo picking in guitar hero. Guitar hero still sucks though.
And for guitar hero, IDK, I've never played it. I know how to play a real guitar, so why the hell would I play a video game about playing guitars when I have one with strings sitting against the wall? That's like playing a video game about getting laid. Just go out and find somebody to f*ck already.
That's pretty much what I was getting at lol
And you can be creative with a real guitar. You can play pre-set songs on GH. Which one's better? I'm pretty sure playing any of millions of songs or writing your own is a little better than playing one of like 20 songs you bought for $60-$100.
And you can be creative with a real guitar. You can play pre-set songs on GH. Which one's better? I'm pretty sure playing any of millions of songs or writing your own is a little better than playing one of like 20 songs you bought for $60-$100.
We finished that convo like 4 posts ago, now we're talking about how much the Guitar Hero series sucks *****. Get with the program.
*d*mn forum messed up my
swastika because I had too many smilies >=/
*d*mn forum messed up my
swastika because I had too many smilies >=/
Last edited by reaper2022; Sep 7, 2009 at 11:50 AM.


