Pepperidge Farm products. They're double wrapped. You open them and they're still not open!

 

I know this is from 2009, but the T.V channel "BET" was created by white people! I know plenty of white people who feel the same way about having a WET Channel, and blacks not being ok with it, but it's true, blame whites for the BET Channel, NOT blacks.

 

^ awkward race posts. They **** me off.
-JHPUSA not sending my gd Hasport mount kit in time for me to install it this wknd.
-Previous owners. I mean, who does this **** to their cars?
-Short arms. I has them. Shift gears = hard, touch toes = hard, rock climbing / bouldering = hard.
-Periods. Not punctuation, I mean the mental affliction that women suffer.
-Teething toddler. My wknd was ****.
-Hard work and small pay. Im a ****ing CNC operator, have been for years. Pay me for my ****ing talents or lose them.
-My fingernail biting habit. For God's sake, Im 28yrs old. Grow the **** up.
-Skyrim. Why do you consume my life?
-**** baselines. I hope my new phearable ecu makes my car act right.
-Honda main relays on hot days. Strand my *** at the pump after filling you up with premium? You bastard.

That is all for now.

edit:
-Internet censorship. I HATE THESE ---> *********. I am an adult, and may swear if I so choose.
-People that are illiterate and dont know the difference btwn - loose and lose, breathe and breath, chose and choose, etc.

 

That one guy who has a better car than you and likes to run their mouths about it, but they suck at driving it lol

that awkward moment when you spend the afternoon scrubbing the interior of your car clean, go to speedway and as you pull out and put it in first, your 44oz dr pepper spills all over the floor due to not deep enough and overly big cupholders - honda, i love you but you dropped the ball on that one

those girls on facebok who post 50 bajillion of pictures of themselves on facebook in skimpy outfits when really they look like oompa loompas with all that makeup.

people who think they're BAMFs cause they drink, smoke, ect. (i dont mind it, i just get annoyed when people do it for attention)

when people claim they're in a band but dont do anything. coming from a musician that has his own band n stuff, if you're in a band then actually go out n play music, get to know people and have a good time. there's more to being a band than making a facebook page bro

rednecks who call anyone who drives an import car "ricers"

cocky subie guys who dont know how to respect other people and their cars

liars, cheaters, thieves, people who crave attention, and DUBSTEP

 

People in bands.

 

People who hate people in bands. (:

 

Driving down the highway and finding out that your hood wasn't latched all the way.

PW:JDM hood dampers ftw, btw.

 

when you gotta S Hit in the morning and the damn toilet seat is so cold, it causes you to have a miscarriage.

 

Apple, any electronic device with the letter 'i' before it(except iPod).

 

The fact that we do not have a dedicated iphone app for this forum.

Oh yea... posted this from my iphone.