I can haz picture of empty butterfinger wrapper?

I can alzo haz smirnoff \
Thirsty tyhursday b*tches

 

 

I kind of want to work part-time at pep boys... just so I can figure out a gang sign for it and say "yo dawg, pep boyz represent!"



And yes, I did have a gang sign for WyoTech

 

How many boards could a Mongolian horde hoard if Mongolian hordes did hoard boards?

 

A mongolian horde would hoard all the boards they could hoard if a mongolian horde hoarded boards

 

When I die, I want to come back as a ghost just to f**k with people. I'm talking wait 'til someone's in the shower, then WHAMMO! Full body apparition in the shower with them, point at their parts and double over laughing, then stand straight up and look them in the eye with a serious face, then disappear.

That s**t'll f**k you up for life

I figure why should we as living humans have all the fun? What, ghosts can't do s**t for the lulz?

 

Chris, you already know this, but you are hilarious

 

Nuthugger...

 

 

^ lol!!!!