I can haz fan club?

 

you do realize we are making fun of you right?

 

I'm pretty sure he doesn't care

 

the tags need an update

 

i thought hugging chris's magnificent ***** was a privilege

And you gotta be insecure if you can't laugh at jokes that are at your expense (especially ones with pics )

 

Best char quote of the week:

snoborder280 (10:18:33 PM): tell her to listen here b*tch

jprommel1 (10:18:46 PM): and i have to go count dogs tomorrow and the person who was gonna keep me company bailed

snoborder280 (10:18:48 PM): ^^^ you can't tell but i backhanded the palm of my left hand when i said that

 

I have a new goal in life.


I want to get a pet chimpanzee. Then, I'll teach said chimpanzee to successfully pilot a hot-air balloon. After he's good and competent, I'm going to race him around the world.

 

Lol now THAT is a goal! haha

 

Prepare for downcount!

5...........4.................3................... ...1!

Off blast!!!!

 

I've been doing some thinking, and I have decided that if i were to have a vagina i would use it as an extra pocket and store things in there like money, keys, knives, sandwiches, an extra pair of socks, maybe a nifty lava lamp or something of that nature.