I dont fear these columbians. I dont live near the ocean and apparently they only travel by boat. Im too far for a helicopter, and until they sell enough coke for a plane, Im safe in KY.

 

Sorry for trying to mislead you guys with my last post, it was stupid. The truth is in 2002 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire: THE 3 DOOR MAFIA.

 

OHHHH....this explains why I get pulled over weekly for no reason. They are searching for evidence to link me with the 3DM.