Cuz she's not a virgin

 

Cherry has been pooped hahahaha

 

I heard a LONG while back that a guy legally married his Corvette, or some car like that.

 

lol damn, that's pretty serious. and the wedding is on january 9 the same day i became a member at HCF the same day i got my car last year chocolate cake there will be! also i will be accepting gifts for her thank you guys very much. holy christ?! can you imagine that??? here, an AEM v2....here 75 shot of nos.....wow. *drool*

 

yeah now that you mention it, there was a post on here about a guy that loved to touch cars or something like that.

 

Weirdo guy.....

Hey point break 92can I come to the wedding. Are U sure If I bring my Si over your car wont get jealous.you might try to RAPE my baby.lol

 

THINGS TO DO FOR YOUR CAR-
10. Make her wet (wash her)
9. Lube her up (oil change)
8. Buy her some shoes (tires/rims)
7. Wide her tailpipe (new exhaust)
6. Put your tube down her thoat (intake)
5. Buy her some dresses (body kit)
4. Cool her down (new rad.)
3. Make her shine (wax)
2. Dump your load inside of her (N2O)
1.Make sure you use protection (alarm system)

 

There are too many levels of wrong in this thread to count.