Childrens book titles that never made it.
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Childrens book titles that never made it.
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Children's Books That Never Made It
1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Bruce
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the Rotweilers
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly.
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
24. Used Toilet Paper and Your Babysitter
24. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
25. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
Children's Books That Never Made It
1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Bruce
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the Rotweilers
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly.
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
24. Used Toilet Paper and Your Babysitter
24. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
25. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
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RE: Childrens book titles that never made it.
Shel Silverstein has this one book...its like an ABC book. it teaches children how to become demonic towards their parents without the kids knowing it. like P was for Pony...
P is for Pony. Theres a pony in the gas tank of daddys car. Its the pony that really makes the car go, not the engine. Thats why its called horsepower. I bet pony gets hungry in that gas tank. Why dont you go feed it? Go pour a nice container of sugar in the tank to feed the pony! Then when daddy comes downstairs you can say 'daddy i fed the pony!' maybe then he'll buy you a cowboy suit!
our chemistry teacher saw that in the childrens section of barnes and noble or something and he laughed...he read some of the best ones out loud and when he read the 'pour a nice container of sugar in the gas tank' i laughed so hard i couldnt breathe. it was great
P is for Pony. Theres a pony in the gas tank of daddys car. Its the pony that really makes the car go, not the engine. Thats why its called horsepower. I bet pony gets hungry in that gas tank. Why dont you go feed it? Go pour a nice container of sugar in the tank to feed the pony! Then when daddy comes downstairs you can say 'daddy i fed the pony!' maybe then he'll buy you a cowboy suit!
our chemistry teacher saw that in the childrens section of barnes and noble or something and he laughed...he read some of the best ones out loud and when he read the 'pour a nice container of sugar in the gas tank' i laughed so hard i couldnt breathe. it was great
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