haha you cant get mad
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RE: haha you cant get mad
ORIGINAL: WhiteRabbit1021
Damnit... I got topped. Time to pull out the dead baby jokes.
What's white and red all over and screaming and thrashing in pain?
A skinned baby in a tub of salt.
Damnit... I got topped. Time to pull out the dead baby jokes.
What's white and red all over and screaming and thrashing in pain?
A skinned baby in a tub of salt.
What's the difference between a truck full of bowling ***** and a truck full of dead babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling ***** with a pitch fork
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RE: haha you cant get mad
Holy sh*t, seriously, you guys dont even want to get me started. Just recently me and my friends have been bringing out the Helen Keller and dead baby jokes, and thats it: its on! WARNING: There are some really messed up offensive jokes below, so im just warning you....
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
How do you a dead baby across the road?
Staple it to the chicken.
What scratches at the window before it explodes?
A baby in the microwave.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Whats the worst part about 10 babies in a barrel?
The one at the bottoms still alive.
Whats worse than that?
It has to eat its way out.
Whats worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
Whats blue and sits in the corner?
A baby with a bag over its head.
Whats green and sits in a corner?
The same baby a week later.
How do you make a baby go MEOW?
With a chansaw: MEOOOOOOOOOW!
How do you make teh same baby go WOOF?
Pour some gas on it, light a match, drop it, WOOF!
How did Helen Keller burn her face?
She answered the iron.
Howd she burn the other side?
They called back.
Why couldnt Helen Keller scream when she was falling off a cliff?
She has her mittens on (think about it
)
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
Rearrange the furinture in the living room.
How did Helen Keller burn her face?
She went bobbing for french fries.
And the ender of all enders........(this ones soo bad)
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
Somebody left a plunger in the toilet.
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
How do you a dead baby across the road?
Staple it to the chicken.
What scratches at the window before it explodes?
A baby in the microwave.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Whats the worst part about 10 babies in a barrel?
The one at the bottoms still alive.
Whats worse than that?
It has to eat its way out.
Whats worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
Whats blue and sits in the corner?
A baby with a bag over its head.
Whats green and sits in a corner?
The same baby a week later.
How do you make a baby go MEOW?
With a chansaw: MEOOOOOOOOOW!
How do you make teh same baby go WOOF?
Pour some gas on it, light a match, drop it, WOOF!
How did Helen Keller burn her face?
She answered the iron.
Howd she burn the other side?
They called back.
Why couldnt Helen Keller scream when she was falling off a cliff?
She has her mittens on (think about it
)How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
Rearrange the furinture in the living room.
How did Helen Keller burn her face?
She went bobbing for french fries.
And the ender of all enders........(this ones soo bad)
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
Somebody left a plunger in the toilet.
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RE: haha you cant get mad
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
Rearrange the furinture in the living room.
thats pure gold right there lol
What do a pizza delivery man and a gynacologist have in common??
They can both smell it but they cant eat it
Rearrange the furinture in the living room.
thats pure gold right there lol
What do a pizza delivery man and a gynacologist have in common??
They can both smell it but they cant eat it
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