haha you cant get mad
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RE: haha you cant get mad
ORIGINAL: baker
why does a woman wear white on her wedding day?
because the dishwasher has to match the sink.
why does a woman wear white on her wedding day?
because the dishwasher has to match the sink.
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RE: haha you cant get mad
ORIGINAL: Fiirkan
I just noticed you did that one wrong, the answer is supposd to be The Dishwasher matches the Fridge and stove.
ORIGINAL: baker
why does a woman wear white on her wedding day?
because the dishwasher has to match the sink.
why does a woman wear white on her wedding day?
because the dishwasher has to match the sink.
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RE: haha you cant get mad
Love this thread LOL.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Honda S2000?
Theres not a s2000 sitting in my garage.
Whats yellow and red and not moving?
Old yeller with a bullet through his skull.
Whats red white and black and moveing really fast?
A nun falling down the stairs.
You like eating vegetables?
If you do how do get your head in between there legs while there in that wheel chair.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Honda S2000?
Theres not a s2000 sitting in my garage.
Whats yellow and red and not moving?
Old yeller with a bullet through his skull.
Whats red white and black and moveing really fast?
A nun falling down the stairs.
You like eating vegetables?
If you do how do get your head in between there legs while there in that wheel chair.
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RE: haha you cant get mad
whats the hardest part about eating vegetables?
The wheelcahir.
What did the cannibal get when we was late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped.
So these two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other, he does "Hey, this taste funny to you?"
So you hear about Joe's Cannibal Shack? I heard it costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
How do you stop a baby from fallin into a man hole?
Put a javelin through its head.
What does a woman do as soon as she gets out of Abusive Relationship Rehab?
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
The wheelcahir.
What did the cannibal get when we was late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped.
So these two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other, he does "Hey, this taste funny to you?"
So you hear about Joe's Cannibal Shack? I heard it costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
How do you stop a baby from fallin into a man hole?
Put a javelin through its head.
What does a woman do as soon as she gets out of Abusive Relationship Rehab?
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
