^^^ LMAO oh man these are so horibble but funny as hell.

 

i've told her that one... i've told her all of my jokes


why can't helen keller drive?












because she's a woman

 

WARNING: You may find these offensive.

Q: How did Helen Keller discover to **********?
A: She was trying to read her own lips.

Q: Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to **********?
A: Because she has to moan with her right.

Q: How do you know when you're in a gay church?
A: Only half of the congregation kneels to pray.

 

Whats black and blue and doesnt like sex?


















The 12 year old boy in the trunk of my car.

 

Mwahahahaha

 

so stoked i started this thread

 

If you find this offensive, don't tell anyone.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how think you slice 'em.



Why did God create man before woman?

He didn't want any advice.


What's the greatest thing about being a pedophile?

Your **** looks so huge in their little hands.


What's the worst thing about eating bald *****?

Putting the diaper back on.


The last one, and of course, no offense.

How do you leave a bunch of ******* in suspense?