ORIGINAL: the_turtle

i have to tell a short story involving hand shakes...the first day i met my now ex-girlfriends dad, i had to odviously shake his hand, now, he served in korea, was an English professor, and is currently a firearms training instructor....he had the weakest hands, wouldnt look me in the eye, and gazed off in the distance when he spoke, then gave me a speach about how i need to treat her with "the respect she desivers" (it was homecoming afternoon) so, just be firm, look people in the eye and look at them when you talk....lol