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#21
08-01-2007, 05:43 PM
RE: LOL
Am man is sitting at work, when the phone rings, It is his wife "Honey can you come home i need help putting together a puzzle"
The man figured he may as well since he was done of his work anyway. The man gets home and walks in the door, goes into the living room and sees pieces all over the floor. He looks at her with a confused expression.
She looks back and says "it is supposed to be a picture of a Tiger". He looks at her and says "honey no matter how long you try you are never going to get a picture of a tiger". He walks to the kitchen gets her a cup of tea then procedes back to give her the tea. Looks at her and says " Ok Honey help me put the frosted flakes back in the box..."
The man figured he may as well since he was done of his work anyway. The man gets home and walks in the door, goes into the living room and sees pieces all over the floor. He looks at her with a confused expression.
She looks back and says "it is supposed to be a picture of a Tiger". He looks at her and says "honey no matter how long you try you are never going to get a picture of a tiger". He walks to the kitchen gets her a cup of tea then procedes back to give her the tea. Looks at her and says " Ok Honey help me put the frosted flakes back in the box..."
#22
08-01-2007, 06:48 PM
RE: LOL
ORIGINAL: Method
This morning on the way to work, I rear-ended a car at a stop light
while not paying attention. Duh.
Anyway, the fellow who was driving got out...
He was a dwarf.
He said, "I'm not happy"...
I said, "Well then, which one are you?
This morning on the way to work, I rear-ended a car at a stop light
while not paying attention. Duh.
Anyway, the fellow who was driving got out...
He was a dwarf.
He said, "I'm not happy"...
I said, "Well then, which one are you?
why do midgets laugh when they run??
the grass tickles their nuts.
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