much to the dismay of many

 

Don't be a fool. The enemy's strategic plan is well known to include direct-hit nuclear warhead targeting of all monolithic domes.

 

who is this enemy that you speak of?

 

You could have used my salt mine advice when Chernobyl blew.

 

Josh, very clever. You want me to say Canada, don't you?

 

I was talking about exposing my nads to radiation, I'm happy having less than 1.3 children.

2.5 years pregnancy free, I'd like to think it's because I have testicular cancer, but it's probably my gf's birth control.

 

Wow, that's dark. You should avoid making wishes like that.

Shifting topics. I think I now understand your view versus mine on the causes of global warming. You are so dang tired of the freezing cold winters in Canada that you want high atmospheric CO2 levels in order to change your country into a tropical jungle. I, on the other hand, am tired of hot tropical weather in Houston and want low CO2 levels so that I can spend more time outside in cool weather. See, our views are both heavily biased.

 

you both should stop talking about global warming. Canada doesn't count and Houston is evil... therefore we should all move to Wisconsin and STFU.

 

So cranky.

 

I'm sober.