So...yeah.
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RE: So...yeah.
Stay calm? Please...I'm like the freaking Zen-master. Here's why:
I was supposed to get married today. Just a contract marriage, so I can get the extra pay while I'm in the sandbox. So I drive around all day getting all the paperwork together, spent $50 on a marriage license, and we were going to go to the magistrate tomorrow and tie the ol' knot. So on the way there she tells me "You know what...I can't do this. I talked myself out of it." I was about ready to choke the bitch out, stick her in my trunk, put my car in storage while I'm there, and pull her out when I come back. That silly little stunt cost me a day I could've spent hanging out with friends, a half of a tank of gas and $50. Potential income from being married comes out to about 30 large over the next 2 years until my contract runs out.
Thank God for nicotine.
I was supposed to get married today. Just a contract marriage, so I can get the extra pay while I'm in the sandbox. So I drive around all day getting all the paperwork together, spent $50 on a marriage license, and we were going to go to the magistrate tomorrow and tie the ol' knot. So on the way there she tells me "You know what...I can't do this. I talked myself out of it." I was about ready to choke the bitch out, stick her in my trunk, put my car in storage while I'm there, and pull her out when I come back. That silly little stunt cost me a day I could've spent hanging out with friends, a half of a tank of gas and $50. Potential income from being married comes out to about 30 large over the next 2 years until my contract runs out.
Thank God for nicotine.
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